facebook nasty

a nasty facebook message for no real reason other than just to be nasty and mean and troll like

oh some left a nasty facebook its blue its a smelly facebook nasty

by justjoking123 August 18, 2018

facebook stare

the act of producing a very piercing stare into the camera when taking a slutty photo of oneself that makes people oncomfortable

the ''facebook stare'' is as to say : ''yes i am a huge whore but you cant look while i show my tits

this is the most commen look on facebook sluts ther faces

by nupey giga September 11, 2011

Facebook Genius

An individual who meticulously inspects Facebook (and/or other social media platforms) to collect vulnerable information about a person/people. The information is then collated and shared among a group of friends in order to find ways in which to subtly manipulate the objective.

What is going on? I feel like the people around me are zeroing in on specific details about me and dropping subs.

Oh, you’ve gotta find the Facebook Genius in the group and figure out what they’re trying to get at.

by D.M. Willie Quinn January 30, 2019

Facebook

The platform where you show-off to your exes, old school batch-mates, work colleagues, and certain family members on how you and your wife went on vacation, while not saying how you took out 3 loans just to pay for the flight.
In rare instances: a platform to meet new friends and socialize with other people.

Amy: Hi Matt, I saw your Facebook post!
Matt: Oh cool.
Amy: (trying to hid her jealousy) Hope you enjoyed your trip.
Matt: (trying not to make a smug smile) Oh it was alright.

by anonymous May 23, 2021

Facebook Flurry

A notification phenomena that occurs on FB that begins as suddenly as it ends.

One minute I was in the throes of a Facebook flurry with nearly half the people I was connected to "like," thread reply & private message wise & the next minute all manner of FB activity ceased & desisted.

by upsydaisyum August 22, 2014

Facebook Whore

Someone who adds people they don't know personally but have heard of. Generally from other high schools. They then proceed to leave photo comments on popular girls pictures saying they are beautiful and like guys statuses and pictures. All of this is so people from other schools will think they're cool.

Nicole added tons of my friends and enemies from my high school and started up convos with them on their pictures. Such a facebook whore.

by Shameonawhigga November 8, 2012

facebook-preening

carefully or carelessly, depending on your level of drunken-ness, weeding out bad pictures and embarrassing statuses on Facebook, like preening an already shit stained coat

Ehh, I got a few minutes... I think I'll do some facebook-preening.

by Timmy January 1, 2015