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Facebook Whore

Someone who adds people they don't know personally but have heard of. Generally from other high schools. They then proceed to leave photo comments on popular girls pictures saying they are beautiful and like guys statuses and pictures. All of this is so people from other schools will think they're cool.
Nicole added tons of my friends and enemies from my high school and started up convos with them on their pictures. Such a facebook whore.
by Shameonawhigga November 8, 2012
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facebook angles

The bringing-back of the usage of "myspace angles", but to facebook.
R: Yo AP, you feeling nostalgia for myspace? Your new default pic's got the angles.

AP: Yeah man, I'm starting a new movement for the facebook angles.
by IAmCainMarko December 7, 2010
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Facebook faithful

Posting memes,e-cards,god quotes and god associated pics while still being a party whore who drinks,smokes,partakes in drugs and sex.
Im a born again Christian but i still party and shit. Im so Facebook faithful.sex,god,drugs,devil
by Brian Greenfield May 14, 2014
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facebook-preening

carefully or carelessly, depending on your level of drunken-ness, weeding out bad pictures and embarrassing statuses on Facebook, like preening an already shit stained coat
Ehh, I got a few minutes... I think I'll do some facebook-preening.
by Timmy January 1, 2015
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annoying facebook girl

someone constantly posting statuses/pictures but you know they aren't about any the shit they post
that annoying facebook girl keeps posting about me she must b in love with me
by that itch September 8, 2015
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Facebook Yanni

Social networking prophets / happy people who blab constantly about life's pleasantries, reasons for gratitude, motivational garbage and intelligent sounding sentiments of chirpiness.
Facebook Yanni is at it again with her filtered photo of baby birds hatching, telling me to "move forward" and "let it go" because "we should be grateful" that we are "blessed". Bite me, Facebook Yanni. I know you're as miserable as the rest of us are.
by SheLarry66 October 3, 2014
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Facebook Picture

A picture generally posted by a middle age woman. Usually it will have at least 5 different fonts, a character sticker, a religious undertone (or very obvious overtone), maybe a pun, and usually old out of date memes.
"I can't believe your aunt posted that! It's such a Facebook picture!"
"Yeah, the three different fonts and the picture of snoopy really tie it together."
by Mocah May 21, 2021
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