Facebook Cocksleeve

A person who is a dick, but only chimes in on Facebook when another dick initiates it first.
“It seems that John is always Jimmy’s Facebook Cocksleeve.”
by Kooterkat January 02, 2021
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Facebook Cocksleeve

A person who lacks the skill, knowledge, or self confidence to argue a point on their own, but who will comment if they have one or more people on their side who have commented first.
John always seems to be Jimmy’s Facebook Cocksleeve
by Kooterkat January 04, 2021
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Facebook Lizard

If Facebook lizards see little or no value in you then they will delete your friend request. When you try to talk to them in person they run away from you like scared little lizards. They are rude, cold blooded reptiles who size you up as if you are an insect.
She is such a Facebook Lizard! I want to tell her that I am not an insect and ask her if she is a lizard.
by non-reptilian September 22, 2017
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facebook vet

Someone who in Facebook comments will scream about how much that cute little puppy or guinea pig is getting abused when in realty they're fine. They will criticize the pets diet, habitat, and interactions based on one video. Facebook vets love to jump to conclusions and cry animal abuse whenever possible.
Wow that facebook vet thinks they know SO much about animals and what is good and bad for them. They should totally judge the owner based on one video.
by t3chn0bab3 March 17, 2019
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Facebook Super Mom

The mother who takes a million photos of everyone she has around her at all times, flaunting all the good things she does for those in her life
Defined: Someone who wants everyone to think their life is the best Id the best, they help everyone and surely want anyone and everyone to know it. Posting all the helpful things they do for the community
“Wow Nancy really wants to be a Facebook Super Mom”
by slsmct January 07, 2022
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Facebook Poacher

Someone who poaches your wall/friends list and adds people from yours.
Person 1: Hello how're you ? :)

Person 2: Abit agrivated really just found out one of my friends is a facebook poacher.
Person 1: Ooh i hate that its so annoying.
by Cosa nostra its my thang! July 23, 2011
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The New Facebook

Slow. Often works over time to achieve the same result as the "old". In many cases, it evokes finger tapping on laptop keys caused by a release of adrenalin due to the fact that one should be typing already.
Sorry I'm late. The New Facebook ate up all my time.
by Julia Gulia (yep..same person) January 13, 2011
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