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National Eat Jackson’s Ass Day

August 7th. The day to treat Jackson to a little bit of anal pleasure.
Ex: Person 1:“It’s national eat Jackson’s ass day!!”
Person 2: “I know exactly which Jackson I’m tongue punching today!! :)”
by MasidonMasidonMassochist August 7, 2025
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eat shit

the act of shoving your shit in someone mouth.
you did you eat shit last night right .

no what the hell is wrong with you.
by anonymous March 11, 2022
mugGet the eat shitmug.

eat my head

When someone annoyingly talk way too much they eat my head. Nagging or just won’t stop talking about bullshit no one cares about.
*Homie be talking all day about some random ass chick he met in Liverpool*
Me: Bro shout the hell up you’re eating my head dude.
Homie: sorry mate my bad you’re right I didn’t notice.

POV your wife is an American woman born after 1990:
You: Fuck my wife eat my head all day long bro.
Bro: What can you do bro, you married an American girl that was born after 1990, that’s how it is mate.
by H00P0E September 23, 2022
mugGet the eat my headmug.

Bacon-Eating Pig

A bacon-eating pig is someone that eats disgusting or old things that are normally considered unacceptable by society.
Did you see Gillian eat that day old cheese bagel she left in her hot car all day? What a bacon-eating pig!
by king julian’s toes March 8, 2024
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eat the bugs

To mindlessly comply and obey government policies and suggestions (particularly regarding ecology) without critically thinking first.

It originates from the phrase 'You will eat the bugs' which is used in memes and shitposts to make fun of politicians and ecologists who suggest ridiculous things like eating insects instead of meat to save the planet. Practicing this a prime example of 'eating the bugs'.

It is important to note that complying with certain measures such as recycling or wearing masks during pandemics are not 'eating the bugs'. Those policies, unlike eating bugs, are actually helpful and considerate.

People who 'eat the bugs' often don't realise (or don't care) that it limits their personal liberty. Such mindless compliance is perfect undergrowth for totalitarian regimes when widespread.
A: Hey, I heard that we should now use palm leaves for plates instead of the ceramic ones.
B: Absolutely not. I will not eat the bugs!
by unterwegs February 20, 2024
mugGet the eat the bugsmug.

eating the sausage

I was eating the sausage of Brock Venner last night.
by BrockSucksDick April 25, 2016
mugGet the eating the sausagemug.

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