queef cream

when a girl queef's in your face and you get acne from it

i was eating out my this girl at a party and she queef in my face now i have have queef cream on my face

by the_liger_way May 2, 2019

Cream Eyes

Eyes that make you catch feelings or fall in love.

Person 1 - "what happen when you saw that girl"

Person 2 - "she has cream eyes, I think I've caught feelings"

by a1.kyle March 9, 2019

Bruise Cream

A cream used to heal bruising directly after an injury to the epidermis of your skin or a lie that your family will make fun of you for, for years.

This nurse put some bruise cream on my hand and massaged it real well after I smashed it in the pharmacy.

"You're a fuckin liar kaide!"

by Greaser pirate November 26, 2022

The ice cream man

The act of ejaculating into your partners anus, then proceeding to insert a flake into the bum hole whilst the cum is flowing out.

"Last night I gave kerri the ice cream man, I even ate the flake after she finished flowing"

by Seantheicecreamer April 7, 2025

Whipped his cream

To give someone a handjob and make him cum.

David need help this morning, so Marija whipped his cream .

by The Vildanden Rule Maker December 30, 2015

nutty buddy cream pie

When two guys ejaculate in the same vagina

Tim n Jerry did the nutty buddy cream pie to that women

by Killingfetus January 24, 2025

cookies and cream sundae

when you masturbate to till ejaculation while taking a shit (preferably on a toilet)

kevin: dude later tonight im gonna do a cookies and cream sundae wanna join
gurt: yo

by Ricky randall August 5, 2025