Crooked Crack

When a person doesn't have his pants in straight and is moved offset to the right or left.

Tony didn't put his pants on correctly and are off to the side, it looks like he has a crooked crack.

by steammustachio May 31, 2020

Cracking a rat

When someone unleashes a rancid foul smelling fart and walks away

Mike walked into John's truck while cracking a rat. When John smelled it he threw up and went home sick.

by shikey shabibi February 22, 2024

Gas Crack

Crack between one's butt cheeks, especially of an elderly person as seniors release a lot of gas.

Bob always fantasized about burying his face all night in a big booty woman''s Gas Crack.
Judith loved licking Ray's Gas Crack as soon as he gets home from golfing.

by PTHalifax April 28, 2019

crack promise

An unfullfilled promise to help or do some favor made while high on a stimulant such as cocaine, meth, crack, etc. First heard in Birmingham, Alabama nightclubs circa 2005.

Don't make crack promises to me, I seriously need this done.

by PpyMkyBbyDdy March 24, 2019

can i crack

another way of saying can i smash

dam bruh u fine, can i crack

by youngjitfromdacent March 4, 2021

ass crack of america

A phrase most commonly used to describe Ft. Polk Louisiana.

"I have to spend two weeks in the ass crack of america."

by Tibbles69 July 11, 2022

Cracked Out

When someone is so amazingly good at something that watching them perform the task is the equivalent of watching an average person who is on crack do the task. This can range from any task from typing fast, cooking well, being alert, etc.

Person 1: Dude did you see James in the 400m sprint? He beat everyone without even trying!

Person 2: Yeah, holy shit dude, I swear James is cracked out.

by Jane Doe324 May 6, 2022