Get the Bum Whopmug. This is the process by which an Eaton schoolboy gets initiated in to the rowing club whilst wearing Eaton coloured lycra and the rowing captain nominates one of his chums to anally enter the schoolboy candidate. The nominated chum is using a crumpet with no butter (important, it should be dry), topped with smoked salmon. The Eaton chum is required to consume Prosecco via the privileged crumpet system and if the captain of the rowing team does not think his consumption is a suitable rate he has the option of using dill to tickle his ear or replace the glass for a bottle. If the chum cums first or the rowing candidate screams to stop then whoever is first has to eat the crumpet and smoked salmon. That's the game!
Have you got any butter, or are we going to do the Eaton Dry Bum?
What do I have to do to get the job? Is it the Eaton Dry Bum?
What do I have to do to get the job? Is it the Eaton Dry Bum?
by Jimmy7017 February 12, 2021
Get the Eaton Dry Bummug. by Nigga name joe December 2, 2020
Get the Bum Fuzzlemug. Saw Mark down the market, he found a finger in a can of tomatoes and got a huge settlement.
So he's got his bum in the butter, again.
So he's got his bum in the butter, again.
by Shuaman October 24, 2018
Get the bum in the buttermug. The chunky soup like substance that lives in and around ones anus during or after diarrhea or not wiping.
by Big_daddy_jankins October 28, 2021
Get the Bum gumbomug. This individual would prefer sucking toes and painting his nails rather than playing Modern Warfare with the boys.
This bum would prefer sucking toes and painting his nails rather than playing Modern Warfare with the boys.
by Ehyea April 21, 2020
Get the Bummug. 