fuck me box

McDonalds Largest box of cookies aka a cookie tote

Syncere pulls up to McDonalds and orders this "Can I get a FUCK ME BOX" (a cookie tote).

by funnygibby May 29, 2023

Plumber's juice box

The action of when you use a straw to suck ass sweat from one's slightly exposed ass crack.

Last night I totally plumber's juice boxed Ted. It was kinda salty.

by Pharaohof666 November 8, 2021

Shoe Box Ho

A male ho who has lots of shoes.

He buys a new pair of shoes almost as often as he takes home a new girl. He's such a shoe box ho!

by Pwincess kitty December 9, 2019

lesbian hot box

Having too many lesbian scenes in a tv show.

Man that show "The 100" turned into a lesbian hot box!

by Word Maestro July 18, 2017

Safe deposit box

The person who you trust with your life, who you tell all your secrets and is not you're boyfriend. A safe deposit box will keep all your secrets saf and is a very honest person

Me and Jessie were best friends, she was my Safe deposit box

by cheetahguy44 January 30, 2012

X-Boxing Day

It is the one day over the Christmas holidays where you are entitled to uninterrupted X-Box entertainment without the apprehension of having to switch it off.

This remarkable day occurs either on Boxing Day or on some other agreed day with your spouse.

Whilst it is lovely spending time with family, this is an effective pragmatic settlement that helps to soften the unpleasant experience of unwillingly enduring dreary Christmas TV, imposed through common family demand.

"I hear you are not spending Christmas at home this year, is there any chance you could jump online for some Special Ops?"

"No, but I do have an X-Boxing day agreement. Unfortunately I am ill-fated to be in an unfamiliar habitat during Christmas, but Knowing X-Boxing day is nearing whilst I respectfully give my support to another’s customary routine, is especially reassuring."

by coin-op December 22, 2009

pretty as a box of puppies

This phrase would be used by a good"ol country boy to let a young lady know he thinks she's pretty and he's interested. where as a city boy might say "Damn girl you fine .. let me get them digits "

Amber baby your pretty as a box of puppies

by Donkey Barn's April 17, 2017