Scottie Hot Box

Whereby a woman performs felatio on a kilt-clad man, particularly of Scottish decent, while hidden by his kilt like a curtain, in effect hot boxing his cock.
Lad: Hey babe want to blow on my bag pipes?

Las: Normally I would say no, but that red beard is doing it for me. I could go for a good Scottie Hot Box.
by Bucky Sue September 14, 2013
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clean the litter box

the act of eating a girl's asshole after she takes a shit
Joel has to clean the litter box before he gets a blow job.
by Mr. Joel September 20, 2021
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Fuck that for a box of birds

A ridiculous situation which is very annoying

There is a large queue at the bar, fuck that for a box of birds, we are going somewhere else
There is a large queue at the bar, fuck that for a box of birds, we are going somewhere else
by Hof500 January 23, 2021
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Alabama Squeeze Box

It's a incestious sex move, where two brothers are pounding and/or throat fucking their sister from either side
Hey brother, wanna do Alabama Squeeze Box? uwu
by renzy1337 July 05, 2023
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polish litter box

As someone is taking a shower, you proceed to sneak into the bathroom and take a nice shit. And don't flush it!
Tylers in the shower, I'm gonna leave him a Polish litter box!
by Mr. Arthur January 25, 2017
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X-Boxing Day

It is the one day over the Christmas holidays where you are entitled to uninterrupted X-Box entertainment without the apprehension of having to switch it off.

This remarkable day occurs either on Boxing Day or on some other agreed day with your spouse.

Whilst it is lovely spending time with family, this is an effective pragmatic settlement that helps to soften the unpleasant experience of unwillingly enduring dreary Christmas TV, imposed through common family demand.
"I hear you are not spending Christmas at home this year, is there any chance you could jump online for some Special Ops?"

"No, but I do have an X-Boxing day agreement. Unfortunately I am ill-fated to be in an unfamiliar habitat during Christmas, but Knowing X-Boxing day is nearing whilst I respectfully give my support to another’s customary routine, is especially reassuring."
by coin-op December 22, 2009
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