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Wet Balls

Men who are worthless piece of shits. They are good for nothing and all they do is cause trouble.
Men who play video games all day and make trouble are nothing but wet balls.
by Saby April 12, 2008
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bastard balls

a complete bastard whom fathers many bastard children with his over-active man-goo contained within his ball sack "bastard balls"
by mattgc November 21, 2006
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dirt ball

A person who says or does something completely disgusting and inappropriate, yet very funny/amusing as well.
"Bob, i can't believe you just laughed at that poor nun in a wheelchair! you are such a dirt ball"
by JoJoPotato November 13, 2006
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All Balls

Shortened version of "All balls, no brain" meaning not much thought or consideration is put into an action before it is attempted.
Spectator: How do you do backflips off of that house?

Backflipper: You just got to go all balls into it, man. Don't think, just do.
by Matthew Michael Wesley October 17, 2008
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Gazing Ball

A tragic yard decoration that has only one use. A way to identify which neighbors are Swingers.

A really hideous mirrored reflection ball placed on a stand in ones front yard.
Desperate, Francine placed a Gazing Ball in her front yard to let the neighborhood know, it is on!
by DSeanK May 21, 2017
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old balls

that man has his old balls in her mouth
by eli May 16, 2003
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monkey balls

kiwi fruit - A woody chinese vine having fuzzy fruit with edible pulp .
Go to the produce dept and get me a couple of monkey balls
by monicari June 24, 2007
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