Fumbled the bag

When your girlfriend wants to fuck you and you don’t want to

Kyle D. “Fumbled the bag”!

by LenisLicker May 2, 2022

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bag job

Someone who you fuck although they're ugly. The metaphor is sticking a bag over their head so you don't have to look at them while you bang them. You could be fucking them because you're desperate. You might be fucking them because you like them so much (for their brains, personality etc) that you don't notice how ugly they are. Compare and contrast with 'gag job'.

Jane's a great bag job. I enjoy our pillow talk so much that I forget what a lame fuck she is.

by Mr Whoohoo January 1, 2007

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post bag

A delusional freak. A gay fag. A loser.An idiot.
Synonyms: Douchebag, Nose bag, Dish rag, Tool

"Dude, let's rip that kid's Randy Travis Poster, piss on his seat and hide his keys. He's such a post bag."

Serena: What do you think of Bill?
Ashley: POST-BAG
Bean: FAG
Kia: DISH RAG

by Ashley, also known as a BaD aSs BiTcH, becha wont touch that button bitch..o yeah, check it out August 9, 2007

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bag talk

A conversation had usually with a stranger compossed almost entirely of lies, The purpose of which is to derive pleasure by miss leading the bagie.As a rule the more out ragious the claim the better the bag.

"That was some serious bag talk last nite, i convinced her my father was a mongolian albino midget".

by Fintan Kelly January 21, 2008

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