A curriculum vitae listing a jobseekers sexual credentials, written in an erotic, yet professional tone to show sincerity when seeking sex based work.
I’ve applied for a job in one of Amsterdam’s most prestigious boudoirs by submitting my Anal CV, which will surely put me head and shoulders above the other applicants!
by blocknine July 12, 2023
Get the Anal CVmug. Its when you are having an affair with someone and you stick your horse meat chalupa inside of their fucking asshole and proceed to go at it.Ik its actually fucking disgusting and the men that participate in anal most likely have crabs if they dont wash their balls well
by Sasugay uchiha May 2, 2021
Get the Analmug. The act of a girl putting pop rocks into her asshole and trying to reverse-digest them, with the pop rocks’ popping inside her ass.
)Laura): “Hey Cindy! Have you ever tried an anal slushee ?” (Cindy): “yeah of course, and I used the cotton candy flavored ones too!”
by Javenvapegod May 24, 2018
Get the anal slusheemug. by alalalaokokokok May 14, 2011
Get the anal perishmug. The act of having sexual acts with someone, to which after putting the full depth penis in the rectum, insert into your partners mouth for a safe taste of their own rectum.
Guy: Are you ready for the anal transfer?
Girl: im sorry what?
Guy: the anal transfer.
Girl: alright...
—Ten Minutes Later—
Guy: Transaction complete.
Girl: im sorry what?
Guy: the anal transfer.
Girl: alright...
—Ten Minutes Later—
Guy: Transaction complete.
by YaBoiJesus July 17, 2019
Get the Anal transfermug. A sexual fetish where whipped cream is injected into the anus, after which the injector sodomizes the recipient.
by LoveEggs? June 4, 2017
Get the Chantilly Analmug. by Bendoverplz December 29, 2021
Get the Anal-Sanchezmug.