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Ark Moment

A moment in the Video Game "Ark Survival Evolved" that defies logical explanation, most commonly caused by a glitch or other unexplainable event.
Justin: Damnit I think my Rock Drake pushed me through the bottom of the map while we were logged off and I died with the artifact in my inventory
Max: Sounds like an Ark Moment to me.
by Soob12 October 19, 2023
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Mystery moment

A moment where Mystery kicks children for pleasure and out of sheer boredom.
Did you just see that? That's a Mystery moment
Mys is kicking children again? Mystery moment
by anotlostman April 19, 2021
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Cow Moment

A sexual act in which someone attempts to stimulate a woman's breasts to such a degree during sex that they begin lactating. Usually through sucking, biting or harsh pinching which end up.
I just got done fucking that girl man, I sucked her milkers so hard she had a cow moment!
by GhoulFooly December 9, 2020
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Noah Moment

A Noah Moment is when a "Noah" is just dumb. He sometimes just isn't the smartest tool in the shed.
"Noah's having another 'Noah Moment'"
by Failure Alert November 20, 2023
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BRUH MOMENT

When something crazy happens and you just can’t explain how you feel and your left speechless so you say BrUh.
by A commoner August 24, 2020
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Loser Moment

When SourPatchKid looks ugly
SourPatchKid: *Looks Ugly*
DHG: LOSER MOMENT
by SourPatchKid22112 November 26, 2021
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Odyessy moment

When you fuck up your minecraft server and your friends at the same time
"Oh boy! Jeff fucked us over again!"
"Odyessy moment lol"
by Eternal Heavens January 14, 2022
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