A female who is almost completely brain dead and is often used for they're body without caring or in most cases even realizing it. They are often spoiled, ditsy daddy's girls who are accustomed to not having to to think or avid party/club girls who have drank/done so many hard drugs that they have no personality or substance left.
Slam zombies are almost always physically attractive.
Slam zombies are almost always physically attractive.
Friend 1: "Dude, I banged Casey last night. It wasn't even hard. In fact, she I don't even think she remembers."
Friend 2: "You act like that's impressive. She's full on Slam Zombie."
Friend 2: "You act like that's impressive. She's full on Slam Zombie."
by hdag September 11, 2011
Get the Slam Zombiemug. A zombie flaunt is where you take a zombie and pour cough syrup all over it, then you proceed to drape oversized pancakes over it. You can try to eat it, but it's not very edible.
by DatSikFB October 13, 2011
Get the Zombie Flauntmug. A company or organization website that suffers from a chronic failure to update its contents. Zombie sites are common among small service businesses (e.g. accounting and consulting, accommodation, tourism etc.) whose owners were once persuaded to "have a website" (usually because 'everyone else has one') but who subsequently take no active interest in maintaining its contents and relevance. A serious credibility gap creator.
A classic Zombie Site will have last had its basic platform updated in around 2008 and features staff profiles of individuals (zombies) who have long since left the firm. Zombie sites can also display obsolete products, out-dated html-gone-bad graphics and design elements, broken links and monthly newsletters that have long since petered out.
Even worse Zombie Sites are those ostensibly designed to promote on-line shopping where the product selections are permanently out-of-stock, unavailable, off the market etc.. - all because no one in these businesses has the time, wit, skills or motivation to keep them shipshape. These are major customer turn-offs.
A classic Zombie Site will have last had its basic platform updated in around 2008 and features staff profiles of individuals (zombies) who have long since left the firm. Zombie sites can also display obsolete products, out-dated html-gone-bad graphics and design elements, broken links and monthly newsletters that have long since petered out.
Even worse Zombie Sites are those ostensibly designed to promote on-line shopping where the product selections are permanently out-of-stock, unavailable, off the market etc.. - all because no one in these businesses has the time, wit, skills or motivation to keep them shipshape. These are major customer turn-offs.
"Hey check out this dumbass management consultant's zombie site. It punts one dude as an associate with hands-on expertise in strategic management who retired to Florida three years ago and brags about the principal completing a major project for a business that went tits up after the Vancouver Winter Olympics."
by Madelene January 1, 2013
Get the zombie sitemug. Zombie Flipping is a term used to describe the "high" induced by mixing the drugs Krokodil and bathsalts. Side effects include rotting flesh and an insatiable hunger for human faces. Also known as "itchy-tasty" and and "Droppin' Dahmers".
Klyde: "Holly Buggering Bumble bee's Roger! Paul's chewing off his own bloody arm! has he gone MENTAL?"
Paul: "Nope, stupid bastards been ZOMBIE FLIPPING again, he's got a cravin for the ole' itchy tasty."
Paul: "Nope, stupid bastards been ZOMBIE FLIPPING again, he's got a cravin for the ole' itchy tasty."
by Eddie IZM December 10, 2014
Get the Zombie Flippingmug. by AnnieBanannie May 18, 2014
Get the zombie flumug. a two person or group event
parachute (crush up pill in fine powder then wrap in small amount of toilet paper taken like a pill) 1-2 pressed pill(s) of ecstasy OR 1-2 capsule(s) of Molly (pure MDMA)
2 mg calaudipin dropped in a shot of goldschlagger
smoke a bowl of Nugs (Marijuana)
2 bars xanax (4 mg) dropped in a shot of goldschlagger
smoke a bowl o Hash
2 hydrocone (10/500) dropped in a shot of goldschlagger
for girls 1 line of cocaine off a 6 inch penis or larger that matches the size of the penis, no being a pussy girls!!!
for boys one fat line off a titty or ass.
proceed to mix a small amount of cocaine in a little bit of personal lubricant rub onto penis, and fuck like stoned animals
can continue to drink and blow lines pop x eat pills at your own discretion...
this has been done but do not attempt unless you know your limits.
and a tip from the wise make sure the people in on it are clean or use condoms.
parachute (crush up pill in fine powder then wrap in small amount of toilet paper taken like a pill) 1-2 pressed pill(s) of ecstasy OR 1-2 capsule(s) of Molly (pure MDMA)
2 mg calaudipin dropped in a shot of goldschlagger
smoke a bowl of Nugs (Marijuana)
2 bars xanax (4 mg) dropped in a shot of goldschlagger
smoke a bowl o Hash
2 hydrocone (10/500) dropped in a shot of goldschlagger
for girls 1 line of cocaine off a 6 inch penis or larger that matches the size of the penis, no being a pussy girls!!!
for boys one fat line off a titty or ass.
proceed to mix a small amount of cocaine in a little bit of personal lubricant rub onto penis, and fuck like stoned animals
can continue to drink and blow lines pop x eat pills at your own discretion...
this has been done but do not attempt unless you know your limits.
and a tip from the wise make sure the people in on it are clean or use condoms.
by KANSAShippezombie May 23, 2011
Get the zombie dancinmug. A party-goer, usually a freshman, intent on simply spacing out in line for the keg, thus adding nothing to the party.
by Trillionaire Club September 18, 2012
Get the keg zombiemug.