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The anti-Semitic conspiracy theory that Marv, Ken, and Steve control the world of sportscasting.
Protocol 1: There are no good Jewish Athletes except Sandy Koufax, and there are many Jewish sportscasters who continually give us nerdy statistics about sports on a daily basis. This shows that the Protocols of the Alberts of Zion is a real conspiracy that keeps gentiles from commenting on sports.
by ohiso.com October 13, 2006
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Zion

The Hebrew word for penis.
Johnny: Mommy, what's the Hebrew word for penis?
Mommy: Oh, the Hebrew word for penis is Zion.
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Zikonium

Zak nik gav and izz
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zion spartan

Zion Spartan aka Joel Singh is a young indian gamer who plays League of Legends professionally.

Even his teacher calls him Zion Spartan.
Dallas: Did you see joey last night on league?
Chris: Yeah, he fed the other team and went afk half the match, he really pulled a Zion Spartan.
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Zion

1. Other word for: Untouchable ugly.

2. Ugliness in his highest level.

3. Wrath of God on one person.
Oh my god, Zion is here! hahahah!
by Last resort December 23, 2004
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Friend- what is Zion? Me-Hold up pig fuckers and dick lickers this shit is no hill in the fairyland of Jerusalem but a fucking name. Holy shit niggers did you just fuck yourself in the ears, of fuck no you didn't you just heard right it's a name. Only bout ten badass big dicked motherfuckers have this name and that must men they're pretty cool.
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