Zero Two

Something that exists that I would like to NOT be annoyed by, considering anyone that likes her and Darling in the Franxx will defend her heavily and talk shit at me, making me wish I had a Baton at my side, so I can Vibe Check them with a nasty Headshot.

Weeb: "I think that Zero Two may be the best Waifu. Like, I beat off to her every night bro, like, I WISH she existed irl."
Me: "Um, who you talkin to?"
Weeb: "Bro we're in a Discord server with other weebs, tryna talk to them, stfu"
Me: "I've officially reached the point where I could give two shits about your opinion"
Weeb: "Who asked?"
Me: "... For you to be here?"

by The Correctional Historian October 13, 2020

zero-to-death

A kill in smash brothers where you take 0% and KO the opponent

I got a sweet zero-to-death combo today it was great!

by tacotacogod March 27, 2019

zero dark hundred

term arising from the military use of a 24 hour clock (0800 for 8 AM and 2000 for 8 PM- for those people who can't tell if its day or night) e.g. zero three hundred is 3 AM. zero dark hundred is usually inferred to as being sometime after last call and before reville...anytime between 2 and 5 AM. In other words, Waaay to fucking early to get up and go on watch, or on a 20 mile hike.

Whaddaya mean 'patrol'? it's still zero dark hundred!

by mike, PS1, USCG December 30, 2006

zero time

After being caught masturbating, 'zero time' is the fraction of a second during which a person may simultaniously wipe themselves off, pull up and fasten their pants, reach for the TV remote and change the channel. Usually they end up holding their dick staring at their mother (who pretends not to notice, natch) whilst some hiseously graphics 'erotic' video plays at full volume in the background. As time always seems to just stop at the moment said parent's eyes meet aforementioned masturbator's, this period of time can also be 'zero time'.

"Well, my mum caught me slap-boxing the one-eyed champ last night, and during the zero time, I let out a huge fart."

by John The Happy Black Man October 13, 2005

zeroed

To be defeated or nullified by someone or something. Its history stems from low-level programming where memory is often filled with zeros before use. It may be used as synonym for more tired terms such as pwned.

"Dude, you just got zeroed by that left-handed albino midget!"

OR

"I was zeroed by that nub's zerg rush, kekeke."

by miknight August 9, 2006

Zero Gravity

A great band with such songs as "Midnight Crush". Lead guitarist Devin Malone is fuckin' amazing!

Zero Gravity is my favorite rock band of all time. I can play all of their songs.

by Jon June 30, 2005

Zero1

British teen who thinks he runs the Web site www.mess.be, but merely just setup the forum which is mainly made up of spamming and kids bitching at each other, and doesn't bother to do a thing about it.

Zero1 gave the most prolific forum n00bs moderating powers and destroyed a great community.

by dwergs April 13, 2005