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training wheels

When older males or females "fake" wheel/chop little children for entertainment or to get something that they want.
Stefanie: Damn, you got all of that Boys Cabin #1!
Emily: You know I like 'em young... ;)
Stefanie: Training wheels!
by Playboymon June 22, 2011
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cocknugget on wheels

when you shit little nuggets of duty, then they float around the toilet bowl really fast when you flush them. this normally happens at constipation and you only can dudy little bits at a time.
Theresa had really bad case of the cocknugget on wheels when she was sick.
by alessandria thomasone January 5, 2011
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wheels

That boy Mike Vick got wheels fa sho main.
by Yaboyace August 22, 2005
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Wheels

a term used to refer to a person who is confined to a wheelchair.
nice wheels. can you do any tricks?
you should get some sweet dubs for that thing.
nice wheels, turbo.
by walkingblind December 18, 2005
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wheels

desciption of a female with a nice body and/or ass
Playa 1: "Damn she fine!!"

Playa 2: "Is she phat??"

Playa 1: "Hol up lemme check the wheels..*looks* She is OFFICIAL!"
by YoungHistory September 28, 2008
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vagina on wheels

a derogatory term for a woman focussed on one goal: to catch a lover as soon as possible. The term implies that the vagina is moving the woman, the woman is merely the wheels for the vagina.
She will often claim pure innocent motives: she may be talking to you, she may be pretending to be interested in something, she may claim she is 'not looking' or 'not into a relationship right now'.

But, in actuality, she is constantly checking out the room and will move suddenly, sometimes in mid-conversation, to attach herself to the next-most-eligible-potential-lover, and will do anything to move herself INTO their orbit and move other women OUT.
Susie says doesnt want to get involved with anyone, but when that Ken-doll arrived into the party, she cornered him and chatted him up, and was sitting in his lap laughing in 10 minutes. She totally ignored me when I walked by. Susie is just a vagina on wheels.
by kipseeks June 1, 2009
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If my grandma had wheels

A phrase which roots are the hebrew language. carries a very rough mephistophelean/ironic fragrance.
It uses as a reply to a dumb/imaginary wish.

One may add it his own 'punch' bolting his uniqueness & individuality and also making the impact much bigger.
Example 1:
David: "Oh simon, wouldnt it be great if we were able to fly?"
Simon: "Yeah...If my grandma had wheels..."

examles of a common expansion:
"If my grandma had wheels, she was a motorcycle".
by Omri April 27, 2005
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