"Bro, check these new Jerusalem Wheels I got. Bitches will follow me to the promise land with these."
by McBluffin82 May 30, 2014
Get the Jerusalem Wheelsmug. (n.) to take oneself out on date.
When a couple requests to be alone, a third wheel derails into a first wheel. First-wheeling can be devastating for individuals who dislike their own company.
A good first-wheel could start with laying out a spread of charcuterie, wine, and dark chocolate on the river bank; then unicycling home under the rose-colored sunset. When you get back, to look in the mirror, telling yourself, "my treat," and then blushing, flattered.
When a couple requests to be alone, a third wheel derails into a first wheel. First-wheeling can be devastating for individuals who dislike their own company.
A good first-wheel could start with laying out a spread of charcuterie, wine, and dark chocolate on the river bank; then unicycling home under the rose-colored sunset. When you get back, to look in the mirror, telling yourself, "my treat," and then blushing, flattered.
Martyn: "Nolan, I am getting tired of you coming on my dinner dates with Phosie."
Nolan: "Ok, I will start first-wheeling and get to know myself better."
Martyn: "Maximal pleb behavior."
Nolan: "Ok, I will start first-wheeling and get to know myself better."
Martyn: "Maximal pleb behavior."
by nolandc September 20, 2019
Get the first-wheelingmug. A cart wheel done in a way where it looks rigid, amateurish with legs and body stiff and bent. Males usually can't do cart wheels as nice as girls in general, so when they attempt this technique it's called a Man-Wheel, due to most males not knowing how to do nice look cart wheels, but the term gives them an ego boost.
That cheer leader maybe able to do nice cart wheels, but it is nothing compared to my awesome Man-Wheel!
by Master of Urban Lore July 25, 2011
Get the Man-Wheelmug. by skyhighskittles February 22, 2019
Get the The Emory Wheelmug. When a driver cuts through heavy traffic giving up all power to Jesus to guide them through heavy traffic, usually throwing their hands up as if saying "Jesus Take the Wheel!"
"I just got Jesus wheeled by a mom in a minivan as she cut through three lanes of traffic without using her blinker!"
by Bg1981 January 2, 2014
Get the Jesus Wheeledmug. 
A second third wheel. Two friends are together while two others are awkwardly there. The two together may Ben happy but the other two are annoyed and bored
by 123game321 February 12, 2018
Get the forth wheelmug.