A Tuna Vulture is a man or a group of men who flock around a single woman in an attempt to eat out her stank pussy, or to have sex. This usually involves an ugly ass girl who looks on the brink death (smell included) and a pair of several desperate men who had not had sex or a pussy to eat out in a very long time.
The woman sat down at the cafeteria for lunch and the Tuna Vultures immediately took the seats around her.
by LVTK January 7, 2011
Get the Tuna Vulturemug. Id say 'accident' for now. Get your friends to organize a family therapist, at some point they'll find out its suicide and you need to make sure it's age appropriate. Identify the drama vultures and avoid them, they'll blab and blab loudly and you don't want them finding out too soon from the wrong person.
There will be drama vultures, usually loud, usually easy to vocal, unable to change the topic, they'll push their way in, they'll want to talk about it for hours when all you'll want to do is relax and grieve. Just avoid them and put your friends in interference. r/u/JesstheJaffa
There will be drama vultures, usually loud, usually easy to vocal, unable to change the topic, they'll push their way in, they'll want to talk about it for hours when all you'll want to do is relax and grieve. Just avoid them and put your friends in interference. r/u/JesstheJaffa
by underthesand May 29, 2015
Get the Drama Vulturemug. Noun. A male who lurks, circles, pretends to be friends with, likes every girl's photo on Facebook, Instagram stalks every female, comments on every girl's photo on Facebook, waiting for that one moment of stupidity or weakness, in hopes of getting a naked pic/date/fuck from your or any girl. Has no regard for the personal space of females. Has no respect for boyfriends or relationships.
Mike the vulture liked every one of her photos and constantly text her in hopes someday she'd be dumb enough to give him some.
by XXX74XXX February 10, 2019
Get the Vulturemug. A person who bothers and hounds celebrities for autographs just to sell online. Often times an autograph vulture will camp out near a venue where the celebrity is working or lives with several items to be signed. This person is often times not a fan of the celebrity and has little respect for the fans in the same vicinity.
Fan: I wanted to meet my favorite singer but these autograph vultures pushed ahead and asked for 6 albums to be signed and he didn't have time for me.
by MetalliStripe June 9, 2016
Get the Autograph vulturemug. the perfect word to put in the blank for 'plural noun' in mad libs will 10/10 make your audience shit their pants laughing.
by friendly neighborhood assfuck December 12, 2020
Get the disgustingly sexy vulturesmug. Term used for sketchy University accommodation security, who try to catch out people on the sesh and stoners
by SclalyManFish99 June 11, 2018
Get the Vulturesmug. kitchen nightwatchman: Hey fatty, don't vulturize!
fatty: Mmmhm?
kitchen nightwatchman: You're shittin all over da floor!
fatty: but I can't--nom chomp gulp--quit vulturizing!
kitchen nightwatchman: QUIT VULTURIZING THIS!!!
nightwatchman's gun: BLAM-BLAM!!
fatty: Mmmhm?
kitchen nightwatchman: You're shittin all over da floor!
fatty: but I can't--nom chomp gulp--quit vulturizing!
kitchen nightwatchman: QUIT VULTURIZING THIS!!!
nightwatchman's gun: BLAM-BLAM!!
by veteransuicidebomber August 11, 2012
Get the vulturizemug.