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meat vest

Slang used to define a particularly plump individual.
"Damn look at that meat vest over there"
Also see "meat Parka"
by TaDongle May 28, 2008
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Recreational Vesseltopia

The Natural and Logical solution to the Ban on "Floatopia"

Attaching red plastic spoons to the sides of a float to make it designed to be propelled by oars A Vessel = New and improved "Vesseltopia"

FROM: City Attorney
SUBJECT: Item 151 for July 26, 2010 City Council Agenda: Corrected Emergency
Ordinance (0-2011-7-a)

(h) Notwithstanding any other provision of section 56.54 and its appendices,
and except as provided in section 56.54(g), it is unlawful for any bather to
consume any alcoholic beverage within one marine league of any beach.

However. subsection (h) shall not be construed to regulate the
consumption of alcoholic beverages on any vessel.

California Harbors and Navigation Code Section 651.1

As used in this chapter, unless the context clearly requiresa different meaning, "bather" or "bathing" means a person floating,swimming, wading, or bodysurfing, with or without the use of aflotation device, including, but not limited to, floating upon orwith the aid of a surfboard, pcupsaddle board, surfmat, innertube, life preserver, or air mattress,

except a flotation device which is designed to be propelled by sail, mechanical means, power, oars, or paddle.

California Harbors and Navigation Code Section 651

(t) "Recreational vessel" means a vessel that is being used only for pleasure.
Dude the Cops look really pissed now that everyone turned their floats into "Recreational Vessels" with the plastic spoons for oars

Hay Now not everyone, Guy over there has an Umbrella for a sail

I feel so much better in a Vessel than I ever did Wading

I hear the city council is trying to come up with a patch for the Vessel Loop-Hole

What did you expect for them to patch the Pot-Holes "LAUGHTER"

Dude hand me another Beer

soon as I finish pissin :-O

RIP Floatopia

You can't Stop Stupid - Long Live "Recreational Vesseltopia" - CHEERS
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Cory Vessair

Cory is a name for a boy. He is very strong and muscular and loves his red wine. He seems to think he is extremely lucky, but thats just his arrogance talking. He always feels the need to be right, but usually has a girlfriend who takes the number 1 spot. Its hard for Cory to accept sometimes, but with time, he can be trained.
Cory Vessair loves dick doesn't he
by Foxley9999 October 16, 2012
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Crane Vessels

Crane vessels are a type of ship that takes items from the ocean and removes them. Although originally being founded by the great historian Sir dan IV it was later settled in a court that they were founded by Vessels Qantas herself.
Did you see the crane vessels flowing around in the Patrik sea? Yeah, it was contributing to the finding of the recipe of the great Srdjan Rolls
by Vessels Udovinski August 25, 2020
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Guatemalan Jazz Vest

N: A sexual act practiced outdoors in northern New England and the Canadian maritimes in which the female partner, while pegging the male from behind, pins his elbows together behind his back and forces his upper body and face into the snow with all her weight
My nipples have been so tender ever since Madge put me in a Guatemalan Jazz Vest during the sleet storm.
by lefthindtt December 14, 2009
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vestal

the highschool has the most druggies in all of the southern tier. lol. not all are rich. theres only like a few scattered areas with nice houses, other than that its lame and ghetto. just like everywhere else in the southern tier.
binghamtonvestal
by highliver December 16, 2010
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vestibulian

The term vestibulian comes from the early 21st century.

It originates from an internet message board that consists of thousands of prepubesent preteens.

1. A vestibulian refers to a person that is constantly trying to improve their cyber reputation by actively posting asinine messages in an attempt to obtain a higher post count than all other individuals who also post at the same message board.

2. Someone that regularly posts asinine messages in "The Vestibule" forum at the IGN Boards.
1. The SHD boards have been overrun by vestibulians.

2. Yab is a vestibulian.
by Kenny Decius January 2, 2005
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