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Vaxsexual

Vaxsexuals are extremist COVID vaccinated individuals who love a good jab or two on a regular basis while firmly believing they do not spread COVID as much although data shows otherwise or that they have a superior mutation of a variant that is totally different to the unvaccinated. Prime example is omicron being spread by the vaccinated but they still do not want to be around the unvaccinated. These type of people are generally hostile and are conspiracy theorists who are comparable the other side of the spectrum of conspiracy theorists. Vaxsexuals will also try to force jab you in any way they can, be it in the arm or up your arse.
Yes I got covid but I'm a vaxsexual, get out of here with your peasant strain

I'm a vaxsexual, my covid is better than your covid

I'm a vaxsexual omicron spreader, you're just an omicron spreader

Stay away from my safe space, only other vaxsexuals are allowed

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I'm a vaxsexual, do you even covid?
by KostaSta December 22, 2021
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Vaseas typically have mood swings. good at basketball. always are in love with Emmas.
Vasea loves emma.
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She is such a vansexual. Only dating dudes who live in vans.
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vasectomy

"dude did u hear about nick cannon having his 12th kid?!"
"no way dude. that guy needs a vasectomy"
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Vasectomy

A vasectomy’s a medical procedure. One that makes you half a man. Remember when you twisted up your garden hose? Well, essentially that is the plan.

You might be wondering how it works…
(Bum bum bum bum) You make a small incision in the scrotal skin. Isolate the vas and (isolate the vas and then you) hold it in position with a towel clamp, then you snip the fibrous tissue (then you snip the fibrous tissue). Now you'll never have to wear a condom when you do it with your wife,
(...or anyone else you do it with. We promise not to tell, like that new hot chick at work. You know, the one who always has high beams under her ribbed-white cotton T-shirt, but then stares daggers at you for checking her out, and it's like, why do you wear that if you don't want attention? But you know you shouldn't think that way because of the sexual harassment meeting you all had to go to. Seriously, how lame was that? And you couldn't help but notice that the female lawyer running the seminar had a huge rack, like, ridiculously huge for someone who has to talk about that kind of stuff. Well, I guess that's the definition of the word “irony”).

Say goodbye to manhood. Say goodbye to babies. Say goodbye to kids like Meg (empty out your sack)
Or you could just get a vasectomy.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 8, 2023
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