txtcrement

the act of txting someone whilst your taking a shit

girl:"you almost done in the toilet?"
guy in toilet:"hold on im txtcrementing"

by 0glethorpe May 3, 2010

TXT

TXT or Tommorow By Together is a 5 member South Korean Boy group formed under BigHit Entertainment, members include Yeonjun, Soobin, Beomgyu, Taehyun and Hueningkai. Their fandom, MOA like to think of them as 5 crackheads, although they look polite and calm they are not.

"do you know TXT"
"Yes I do who is your bias?"
"I don't have a bias it is to hard to choose so I am ot5 biased"
"ok"

by stfuandstantxt December 14, 2020

txteezzz

Txteezzz is the best person on tiktok :((((((((((((((((((((( If you aren't an yeonist you're probably not cool :(()(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((

Proud Yeonist <333333333

let's not talk about this i just have to include the word being defined so txteezzz

by stan tomorrow x together June 23, 2021

txtgasium

Placement of your phone in a warm and sensitive place and ask a male friend to send you multiple txt in a rhythmic cadence to arouse your fun button.

Doc sent a barrage of buzzing messages to Mae while she enjoys the luxury of an added love scene in Old Yeller as she experienced a killer txtgasium!

by Mr. Doobie October 10, 2008

t-x

The art of taking your dick and stuffing it down a woman's throat so that she cannot bite it but only struggle to get it out of her mouth. At the end of asphyxiation you shout, "You are terminated" and blow your load down her throat as she dies.

Bitch you better shut up or I'll deliver a T-X on you later tonight.

by anonymous June 29, 2004

dnt txt

dramatic follow up to a statement, description or event

"panera ran out of bread bowls, dnt txt"

by reallllest February 26, 2017

T-X

An EXTREMELY advanced Terminator, created by Skynet to be the ultimate merciless killing machine. Did they succeed? Nope. Arnold kicked her ugly white ass in the end.

Arnold: "You are terminated."
T-X: "*Screech!!!*"
T-X's thought: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! How can I be beaten by an obsolete model?! I am the strongest! I AM PERFECT!!!"

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!

by Psydon August 9, 2004