Twitter's remorse

The regret you feel wishing you could improve, or say something better or funnier only after you have hit the Update button while using Twitter.
After I tweet sometimes I lay in bed & think "Oh, that could have been so much better!" Now I have a raging case of Twitter's remorse.
by JaysJob June 25, 2009
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twitter terrorist

A person with nothing constructive to say denigrates your opinions or interests in public on any social media.

A brief look into the the history of the twitter terrorist reveals a catalogue of poor opinion, bad attitude and ignorance.

The favoured accusation "spammer" is the modus operandi of the twitter terrorist to opinions,products or links he disagrees with or is jealous of.
Fred: Did you read my tweet about the Sydney Swans great win.

Joe: Sure did but then that damn Twitter terrorist makes that new tweet about AFL being for girls

Fred and Joe: We wish he'd FO with his opinions
by Golden Harbour Bridge February 23, 2011
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Twitter Juking

It's when someone follows to get a follow back, followed by an unfollow that leaves the followed unfollowed.

Similar to the American Football / Basketball move "juking" - when someone thinks you're going left or right and you move the other way, leaving the pursuer empty handed.
Mike follows Lisa, Lisa follows back - Shortly after, Mike quietly unfollows Lisa, leaving his follower count one higher and Lisa thinking she has a follower she doesn't.

"Dude, I was just twitter juking and I juked about 300 people... they followed back and I left them high and dry... "
by Necropology March 02, 2012
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twitter sucks

it is an expression used by the general public describing the networking website, twitter.com, and how much it sucks.

it is used by the lovely Martin Johnson on martinsays.com and bracelets can be found with this saying.
Martinsays: Twitter sucks!
Sally: I know!
by ohmartin123 February 15, 2009
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twitter girl

A term referring to a highly sensitive girl that gets offended by anything and everything.

Highly active on Twitter and is probably a fan of kpop , a good way to spot them is their heavy use of emojis like "💅😌✨" and a (Nicki Minaj, Ariana Grande, Kpop, Megan Thee Stallion) profile picture, probably having an argument with someone in twitter replies.
Michael: Broooo have u seen Emily she's so fineee
Me: Yeah but she a twitter girl I advice you to stay away
by Perc31 October 01, 2020
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Twitter Fingers

Someone who talks shit through a screen but face to face is a PUSSY
by Cantnobodybeatmeup February 17, 2019
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Twitter Purge

On July 19th 2014 all the hateful/rejected/sadistic/heartless bastards on Twitter post compromising images (i.e. nudes) of people who trusted them with said images.
Asshole boyfriend: "She said No... Oh this bitch goin' down" *posts nudes of now ex-girlfriend on Twitter* "Hahahahahaha #Twitter Purge"
by Jarnoy Walotts July 20, 2014
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