British Teeth

Bad teeth synonomous with the British people, but actually seen in all peoples. Characterized by poor othodonture and caries (decaying teeth).

Dane Cook's description of bad teeth describes British teeth very well:

"If a girl opens her lips and its all *Flingk FlIngK FliNgK FlinGk* if its like a booby trap, I don't like it when you open your mouth and its a battle of epic proportions goin on, and your teeth are all screamin' at each other in there. "I'm a molar, Wisdom tooth! Get the fuck outta my gums. Hi I'm a buck tooth and like to be outside past the lips. I enjoy a nice sea breeze from time to time...Hi I'm the crazy yellow toof that looks like corn. Don't brush me.Don't brush me. I have an image to uphold, don't brush me, I'm yellow."

Synonyms: Picket Fence, Mouth of Horrors

She's a babe, but she needs to keep that mouth closed and those British teeth inside the house.

by Nancy_Drew_Mysterious October 5, 2006

born with steel teeth

the best hardcore band to ever exist. they have the most wild shows you could ever see. the band uses many different dangerous objects during the shows such a saws, baseball bats, axes, and such. the band also worships the most amazing beverage, olde english 800. the band also believes that always our burden is a bunch of pussies.

ray, i went to a born with steel teeth show last week and i almost got hit in the face with a crowbar.

by bigjt November 26, 2006

Gotham City Teeth

(Noun)
1.) Very poor teeth
2.) The type of teeth common to criminals of Gotham City

"Man, that dude got some serious Gotham City Teeth, yo."

by Michael Butala January 11, 2008

russian tetherball

the strong resistance felt in the penis when trying to urinate after mastrabation.

the moans and groans coming from the bathroom was just victor, who was going through a bit of russian tetherball.

by anonymous ass March 25, 2003

teeth lying

teeth lying is the engaging of oral sex without Biting the
Penise.

phone slang : what a fella gotta do to get yo teeth lying.
music slang : I wanna fuck you till yo teeth lying.
porn slang : my throbbing pussy makes me feel like my teeth are lying.

by regardless devon victory February 15, 2008

Lava Teeth

The condition in which one's teeth spontaneously become molten or liquid in a nature similar to that of lava.

"He was a good kisser, except for the lava teeth"

by emmaruby January 13, 2008

Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem

The most amazing band in all of existence, their epicness is only increased by the fact that they are all Muppets. Dr. Teeth plays the keyboard, Floyd Pepper plays the bass, Zoot plays the saxophone, Janice plays lead guitar, and Animal's on drums.

Did you see Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem on the Muppet Show last night? They were incredible!

by yogoyoyogo February 9, 2010