touching the blanket

When you accidentally run against some one’s pubes

“I got really close to that guy, I think I was touching the blanket”

by Grizzled67 February 29, 2024

touching the trees

When one under the influence does not want to deal with the effects of a hangover, so they rip off their shoes and socks and walk across the sun-kissed lawn (freshly cut) to touch that one tree that just seems to call out to them

“Bro it’s 4am right now, how is Jonathan not dying? Bro is touching the trees!”

by Da Chew April 3, 2024

Touching tips

-When two friends are so rock hard that they can't hold it in and they rub the tips of their dicks together
-When two guys make their dicks meet

"Yo bro, you wanna toch tips?"
"The friends decided to practice touching tips the whole afternoon"

by Wanna be tip friends? (I'm F) March 26, 2025

touching my butts

a midwestern phrase for making toast with the end slices of a loaf of bread (the butt slices).

hey man, do you want some breakfast? i was about to go touching my butts (midwestern phrase).

by rredrocket April 11, 2025

Trogging

To act like a troglodyte or do something you didn't mean to think/say/do.

I missed that, sorry I'm trogging out.

Dude why the hell are you doing that? Bro is trogging.

by Dogvio August 4, 2025

Roughing the rodgers

When rubbing one out I. The shower, but you have to a fragile weak dong.. named from the old NFL QB Aaron Rodgers, who is old and fragile

“Where the hell were you for the last 20 minutes?
Sorry! I was roughing the Rodgers !”
“Don’t be roughing the Rodgers for too long!”

by The Real MaGraw January 13, 2026

Mindless Trogging

Completing mindless, repetitive tasks in the early stages of World Of Warcraft gameplay (such as killing numerous Troggs) in order to complete quest orders, earn currency and level up your character.

I started a new character last night and was doing mindless trogging until 6am so I could buy him some better armor and weapons.

by hngryGenghis October 14, 2010