3rd place trophy wife

A woman, who would not necessarily be viewed as beautiful, but because of her husband's ability to secure a younger gal is seen by him as a great catch.

After he divorced his wife of 42 years, old Goldsmith got himself a 3rd Place Trophy Wife.

by Slamb Doctor May 7, 2018

trophy bottom

A person who only bottoms for someone who earned it.

They’re a trophy bottom though. Something had to be different about their s/o.

by Emmettssugar June 5, 2021

Crotch trophy

Crotch trophy or trophies are the product of a woman who doesnt want the father involved in their childs life. Making them a trophy to said woman. Just using the father for child support and moving onto another man to try and collect another crotch trophy. This continues until said woman can no longer have children or no one will sleep with her.

Brittany is showing off pictures of her new crotch trophy.
That bitch has so many crotch trophies, I lost count of her baby daddys.

by Irish87blaze November 17, 2018

Golden Trophy

Where one person pisses in a wine glass and throws it at a homeless person

hello homeless man, you have the choice of a 3000 degree honeybun or a golden trophy

by DarcyVR January 14, 2025

Trophy Streamer

A trophy wife but streamer. Doesn't talk much but she's really hot.

"Wow Viora Weissheart is very quiet today, I knew she was a trophy streamer!"

by Baobunz April 4, 2025

Human Participation trophy

Always a guy named Dylan

Dylan is the equivalent of a human participation trophy

by Vancem44 December 27, 2021

mickey mouse trophy

an insult used to describe less prestigious tournaments in football

person 1 : did you hear how *insert team here* won *insert football trophy here*

person 2: oh yeah that mickey mouse trophy

by ialsodontknowwhattoputhere July 15, 2023