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Trojan Chicken

When a man jizzes in a chicken and then shoves the chicken up another person. This chicken then implodes and and results in pregnancy, or even Mpreg.
Yo Viktor did the Trojan Chicken last night with my friend G.K.
by Walter "Flashbang" White December 30, 2025
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The Trojan Mustache

When a man is denied sex by a woman in the morning after waking up, when she goes back to sleep, you lay a used condom over her upper lip and leave.
Bob: That slut Jenny wouldn't do me when we woke up so I gave that bitch the trojan mustache.

Tom: Damn straight, bitch had it comin'!
by rarussell93 July 25, 2011
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The Troja Philosophy

-noun
1. The idea that high school relationships are quixotic due to the fact that having a boyfriend/girlfriend in 9-12 grade rarely ever ends in lasting commitment and often results in the end of a good friendship.
2. The belief that there is really “no point” to making a close friend of the opposite sex any more than a friend and that the only “benefits” you should get from a friend are encouragement and someone to talk to.
1. She stubbornly asserted that having no social life was not the only reason she adhered to the Troja Philosophy.
2. The two became great friends, knowing that their belief in the Troja Philosophy would keep their friendship from getting complicated or stressful.
by Harry Derman November 5, 2012
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Reverse Trojan Horse

When a government, nation, or business will act as a temporary safe haven for a person or group who are in a disfavored position. The nation will wait for as many of the assets of the said person/group to be obtained in the period of acting as a safe haven as possibe, and will then pose regulations or laws that stop and seize assets in the organization.
Did you hear the Russian oligarchs fell for the reverse Trojan horse in the Maldives? All their yachts were taken.
by ByAirBySeaYeet March 13, 2022
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Discord Trojan Paradox

A paradox in which a discord server appears to be nice and friendly from the outside/when you just get in, but after being there long enough you start seeing a lot of toxicity/people showing their true faces and whatnot. This usually happens on bigger “wholesome” servers which then turn pretty ugly at a random time.
Bruh, this one server used to be so nice what the fuck happened
I’m guessing the Discord Trojan Paradox
by Keklord Supreme August 11, 2022
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The Trojan Horse

A very special drink that you can order at any bar in the U.S. (drink with roofies to have a good time)
Hey bob can I have your drink The Trojan Horse for my friend over here, they need a good time!
by anonymous January 20, 2023
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Fuck A Trojan

A school full of pussies and hicks who think having money is a personality trait. Also their mascot is a Trojan because they always burst

under pressure.
O... you go to Petaluma High... Fuck A Trojan
by Uffrggugghu February 29, 2020
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