Wreck a Toilet

To drop a hellacious deuce in a toilet other than your own.

It's halftime, those wings we're awesome, I'm gonna go wreck a toilet...

by Hoss91IEP January 7, 2015

Roomba trail

When your newly purchased, exquisitely autonomous technology discovers a big fat pile of dog shit during its 3am 'time to clean' wake-up programming and proceeds to generously distribute the filth in a robotically inspired carpet dance throughout your entire household.

Guess what? I just followed a dog shit roomba trail covering every room in my house...when did that fucker learn to climb stairs!!? We're done with the robot thing...hell no to that!!

by YAWA May 26, 2018

happy trail

A path of pubic hair that usually starts at the belly button and ends in your pubes, it is really sexy on guys.

Let me run my fingers down your happy trail so i can come to the trasure at the end.

by csraemw August 15, 2004

toilor

The cool way of saying toilet.

Flush the toilor before you leave the bathroom!

by Rose likes pie November 10, 2009

toilet nap

While at work, the act of going into the stall and taking a nap on the toilet(with the seat down of course). No one will question where you have been as it is embarrasing for both parties when they think have diarrhea.

Eff me, I was out till 4:30 am last night LB'ing this broad, I really could use a toilet nap right now.

by Joe Co June 24, 2008

trailer trauma

Mental disorder characterized by deep feelings of hate and contempt for trailers and their inhabitants. Most people who suffer from this disorder were forced to live in a trailer as a child.

Michael hates people in trailers. He is seeing a therapist for childhood trailer trauma.

by squirrel3501 October 22, 2008

Toilet Noodle

Slang for excrement. A term used in place of the less acceptable words shit or crap.

I went to the bathroom and made a massive toilet noodle!

It smells like someone is baking a toilet noodle!

by Atomic-Tom December 19, 2010