polish menage trois

When two of the people watch

Pete's grandma and uncle walked in on him masturbating and watched in horror. Pete yelled "get out of here, this isn't a polish menage trois!"

by Arnold B. Wally March 17, 2008

Mirage à trois

A guy hanging out with two girls anticipates a threesome that never materializes.

Alice: How was your night, Bob?

Bob: Oh man, got fucked up drinking with these two chicks and totally thought I was gonna bang both of them, then at then end of the night they gave me a kiss on the cheek and stole my cab!

Alice: Ha! Total mirage à trois, jerkoff!

by gouletgoo December 22, 2013

East Troy

A small town in the middle of nowhere.
Only known for Alpine Valley.

So yeah that is East Troy

by Joe Edward Smith April 29, 2020

Hot Doggie Trois

When you finger bang a chick with one hand as your dog licks flavored warming lube out her cooch while you steal shit out of her purse with the other.

I got 50 bucks off this chick during a Hot Doggie Trois and now my dog smells like strawberries.

by buknsty December 20, 2010

Mason Troy Adams

Mason Troy Adams is goofy ahh. and looks like a simpson

Mason Troy Adams is hot.

by Mason Blebins May 6, 2022

drunken menage a trois

a phrase used to describe sexual intercourse with someone, counting the immense amounts of alcohol you've consumed as a third party.

"Hey man I didn't see you after the party last night. Where'd you go?"

"Oh man...me, some chick and Jack Daniels had a drunken menage a trois."

"How was it?"

"From what I remember it was decent, but JD took over after a while...I didn't get to see much action."

by katienedsfilthyfilms June 17, 2010

Nicki Minaj-a-trois

The sexual act where a dude bangs two female midgets at the same time.

Bro 1: Hey bro that was a crazy kegger last night!
Bro 2: Yeah bro I totally had a Nicki Minaj-a-trois with some carnies!
Bro 1: Nice bro! Bro-five up high!
*Bro-five*

by Chet Manstud November 15, 2011