tree trunking

Mindlessly defending, laughing at or admiring a person, typically someone of a celebration status.

Similar to how a treehugger defends trees even though the tree would not defend the treehugger.

My friend is always tree trunking Charles Barkley. He laughs at everything he says. Now that Shaq is also on the show, he can take turns swinging from their branches.

by blkbam January 5, 2012

Tree kids

1. Typically the word tree kid is used to describe those weirdos that hang out and talk about anime or are super socially awkward

2. Can be used ironically to make fun of your friend

3. Always talking about some weird shit

Example: Hentai, killing theirselves, tentacle sex, etc.

4. Most likely to shoot up the school

5. Naruto runs through the halls with their 20 pound Example: *friend says something cringey (rawr XD)*

"Stop being such a treekid"

Example of tree kids:
*friend says something cringey such as...*
"Give me those rare memes daddy rawr XD"
"Stop being such a tree kid"

by AllTheUserNamesIWantAreTaken#2 March 9, 2017

r/trees

pure happiness. a friendly environment for all people, tree smokers or not. the people who spend time here are known as ents, based off the ents from lord of the rings, who are a "calm and deliberate" race. basically, it's the most awesome place in the world

looking for an awesome stoner site? you should go to r/trees, the happiest place on the internet

by 420nation September 7, 2011

Porn tree

During the heat of the summer or, occasionally, those rare cold moments in Las Vegas when undesirable conditions happen outside, the local porn vendors forego standing outside pushing their little cards and instead cram their literature into all the helpless limbs of the local foliage,then proceed to take refuge inside the climate controlled goodness. Thus creating the "porn tree".

"man it's hot out here".
"ya, but at least the porn trees are in full bloom".

by slick ass February 20, 2009

under the tree

an expression to describe when someone disses another and the victim is incapable of a comeback.

I left that bitch under the tree when she didn't thank me for opening the first door, so I let go of the second door and it hit her in the face.
damn yo, he left yo salty ass under the tree when he took your girl upstairs

by shsthaniel April 9, 2010

hippy tree

a sticker that you put up in random places.

dude i wonder how they got that hippy tree sticker there.

ya i know man its crazy!

by yeeeparty December 27, 2009

tree boxing

stalking behaviour,spying .trying to hide behind a tree, pole, watching somebody , with arms tucked in
usaually girlfriend, boyfriend

that bitch had me so fucked up i was tree boxing outside her house at 3:00 in the morning to see who she came home with

by mike(the mighty) quinn June 28, 2008