torpedo

a penis in the shape of a torpedo

deliquent has a torpedo cock

by josh richard January 25, 2004

Torpedo

A. Another name for a small dick piece of shit
B. A fast rocket shot from a boat

Ya CK is such a torpedo, lets kill him!

by POWTMC December 23, 2006

Torpedo Tits

Cone shaped breasts with a very large nipple and areiola that covers most of the breasts and same in color. Usually small in size and very unattractive to most

Damn, look at those tits. Torpedo tits

by NeedsHIM October 13, 2015

tobedawg

Immediately needing an emergency circumcision after getting your foreskin caught on the bunkbed.

Last night Toby had a bad dream and pulled a tobedawg.

by Juggy-E-Fresh June 17, 2009

Torben

Is a tiny purple squid, mostly seen in backyards. It likes flying around in the evening, always searching for food. Sometimes it flies to its owners fridge to snack something. Torbens have big families with often more than six children.

Oh you see, there is a Torben flying through our backyard!
Those are many children, it must be a Torben!
What a beautiful purple skin, only Torbens have it!

by Greyce_0308 March 16, 2018

Torpedo Titties

Tits that look tubular and hang down while she’s on top, giving the appearance of 2 torpedos about to hit you in the face. Tits that are long, and not desirable.

Hey man; Bailey was on my Johnson and I realized she had them torpedo titties.

by M3d1cChr1s April 26, 2021

Torpedo Tits

Cone shaped breasts with a very large nipple and areiola that covers most of the breasts and same in color. Usually small in size and very unattractive to most

Damn, look at those tits. Torpedo tits

by NeedsHIM October 13, 2015