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tomato call

Saying something that is obviously not going to bring any good (from the act of throwing tomatoes at rotten people)
husband: "You got some new wrinkles wifey."
wife: "You knew that was a tomato call. Are you trying to get me mad?"
husband: "I am just being honest."
by lolandbehold March 7, 2012
mugGet the tomato callmug.

Justin tomato

Justin tomato is redder than usual
by Yourclassmate May 9, 2018
mugGet the Justin tomatomug.

Tomato head

The best skin in fortnite. This skin should also go by the name Tomato Tom. Everyone in the tomato cult prays to Tomato Tom every night.
Person 1: what god do you pray to?
Person 2 aka the right person: Tomato Head
by Bad word king October 18, 2019
mugGet the Tomato headmug.

tomato fag

a gay or lesbian person who seems very straight in dress, interests, and social interactions, and would never let you think that they were gay unless they told you straight up. derived from the idea of a tomato: it seems like it should be a vegetable because it looks and tastes like one, yet is actually a whole ass fruit when you dive a little deeper.
"dude you remember Alicia? turns out she was actually a tomato fag"
by Hi! I'm Paul! November 13, 2020
mugGet the tomato fagmug.

squished tomato

When a male with a large penis "squishes" or "destroys" a white females vagina while on her period.
" I bet that girl Amado got her squished tomato yesterday"
by DYLANRAPESAMADO69 May 29, 2018
mugGet the squished tomatomug.

crushing the tomato

Similar to popping the cherry, but with an overweight woman.

Taking the virginity of an overweight woman.
Guy 1: Dude, I totally popped Becky's cherry last night.
Guy 2: Bro, Becky is like 250 pounds, you weren't popping the cherry, you were crushing the tomato.
by datmanydocris April 25, 2016
mugGet the crushing the tomatomug.

Tomato Syndrome

Tomato Syndrome is a syndrome with short-lasting effects. It's when your face turns red and you grow green hair. Tomato Syndrome has many causes, it can happen when you sit in the sun for too long, when you laugh too hard, when you eat too many tomatoes, just about everything can cause it.

The symptoms will go away after a few minutes to an hour. If symptoms persist, go see a doctor.
Jack: *is dying from laughter and starts to turn red, one of the early signs of Tomato Syndrome*

Jill: There you go, you laughed so hard that you got Tomato Syndrome! Now we have to wait for you to go back to normal.
by pizzacato July 12, 2021
mugGet the Tomato Syndromemug.

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