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comatose curb stomp blow job kick

The process of obtaining a “dumb hoe” in dark area. In order to get the “dumb hoe” to “eat your dick” call onto a “down ass homie” for assistance in “slam kicking” the “dumb hoes” neck in direction to land “dumb hoes” mouth onto your dick at a strong enough impact so that the “dumb hoe” has ability to “garble your balls deep in her throat”

*If successful you may see “dumb hoes” eyes pop out her head

Defetion provided by the dopest fort maker this side of the north bay ca
Damn John, thanks for helping with that comatose curb stomp blow job kick last week, that dumb hoe got deep past my balls with your help.
by LakeCountyTreatsYouRight February 9, 2018
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Curb smart

When a person has some street smarts but not enough to get by.
"I'm not exactly sure how much a 8 ball is bc I'm curb smart.
by Rainbow Cumdrops October 11, 2017
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curb smash

when you take someones head and set them down by the curb and open there mouth than kick to smash there teeth against the curb
I just curb smashed jarred cause he was being a jerk so he deserved it
by baddykat6924 March 26, 2019
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Curb Appall

is the initial attraction you have when you first see a prostitute that quickly turns to dismay as you take a second look.
Ahead on the corner was a true hottie, I dropped the passenger window to get a better look, Horrified, I realized she was a he. Once again, fooled by curb appall.
by tlinget October 10, 2011
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Curb Stomp

1: v. To place another's head on the edge of the curb and stomp the back of their head, so as to break their teeth..

2: an genre of music where in heavy metal lyruics are paired with Dubstep Music.
1. I curb stomped Chad Chadzly last night.

2. Last night's curb stomp set was awesome!
by TerraSouris March 1, 2024
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curb cock

A sexual act in which the male places his penis in front of his partners mouth and flails them in the back of the head. Forces their mouth to forcefully ingest his penis into their mouth.
I think I might curb cock Tiffany tonight.
by Yessssshaaw April 5, 2020
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Curb sack

Becky: Did you hear that John is so poor, that he has to be a curb sack now?
Valerie: Are you fo'real?
Becky: Yea, I am.
Valerie: Ohmigod. I'm totally telling everyone.
by themandarin September 6, 2013
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