To fart, pass gas in a loud and farty manner. No SBD's (silent but deadly). Requires sound. Preferrably loud. Smell not required.
Coined after a very kind person gave a toy hedgehog to someone who recognized the toy as a hedgehog. Giver was not aware that when you squeezed the hedgehog it gave off a loud fart sound. He was rather embarassed when he discovered it when he said "Hey, I think it talks!" ande then squeezed out a loud hedgehog...Priceless.
Coined after a very kind person gave a toy hedgehog to someone who recognized the toy as a hedgehog. Giver was not aware that when you squeezed the hedgehog it gave off a loud fart sound. He was rather embarassed when he discovered it when he said "Hey, I think it talks!" ande then squeezed out a loud hedgehog...Priceless.
"Wow, I had way too much beer and way too many buffalo wings last night. I'm going to be squeezing the hedgehog all day."
"My stomach hurts. I really need to squeeze the hedgehog, alot."
"Don't come over here. I just squeezed the hedgehog and it stinks still."
"My stomach hurts. I really need to squeeze the hedgehog, alot."
"Don't come over here. I just squeezed the hedgehog and it stinks still."
by The Squozen Hedgehog May 15, 2010
Get the Squeeze the hedgehogmug. 
If a seabee, who happens to be incredibly swoll, gets a barotrauma in his ear during surface supplied diving
by TrollHammerBro January 31, 2015
Get the Ball Squeezemug. by M63 October 20, 2008
Get the squeeze boxmug. by portedo May 7, 2008
Get the cock squeezemug. when a girl has a period, she, or someone else, squeezes her body to speed up the process
AKA: squeeze the berry
AKA: squeeze the berry
"Danielle has a date this weekend, but she has her period."
"What's she going to do?"
"I think she's going to squeeze the juice."
"Is that safe?"
"What's she going to do?"
"I think she's going to squeeze the juice."
"Is that safe?"
by me and she January 10, 2006
Get the squeeze the juicemug. A term used to describe the tasty outcome of a dude stroking, wanking, or squeezing out a fresh load of spooge.
1) I just bought a cookbook called Natural Harvest full of recipes with freshly squeezed...semen. One of my favorite recipes is Cream Cum Cakes. Yummm... I'm inviting all of my male friends over to start stroking and cooking.
2) Can you imagine a cooking show based on recipes with dude spooge as the main ingredient. It could even be called Freshly Squeezed.
3) On the night this guy Josh joined his fraternity the guys had whipped up something special for him. They all stroked out load after load of spooge for him to drink from a glass. He had some swallowing to do because his fraternity is big...in more ways than one. Because he was still soooo thirsty some of his hose happy frat buddys let him suck on their sausages for even more of their freshly squeezed juice. Being a pledge has always been tasty business in that fraternity.
4) I've always been a milk drinker but my favorite brand of milk comes from the bulls not the babes. If I could buy freshly squeezed Nut Cream from the grocery store I would be in homolicious heaven. I could only imagine the kind of label that would be used by the producers of Nut Cream. I could even imagine being one of the hard workers who have to milk the bulls every week. Talk about fantasies of drinking on the job.
2) Can you imagine a cooking show based on recipes with dude spooge as the main ingredient. It could even be called Freshly Squeezed.
3) On the night this guy Josh joined his fraternity the guys had whipped up something special for him. They all stroked out load after load of spooge for him to drink from a glass. He had some swallowing to do because his fraternity is big...in more ways than one. Because he was still soooo thirsty some of his hose happy frat buddys let him suck on their sausages for even more of their freshly squeezed juice. Being a pledge has always been tasty business in that fraternity.
4) I've always been a milk drinker but my favorite brand of milk comes from the bulls not the babes. If I could buy freshly squeezed Nut Cream from the grocery store I would be in homolicious heaven. I could only imagine the kind of label that would be used by the producers of Nut Cream. I could even imagine being one of the hard workers who have to milk the bulls every week. Talk about fantasies of drinking on the job.
by Happy Wolf November 21, 2011
Get the freshly squeezedmug.