putin

A very unpleasant bowel movement that one wants to quickly forget.

I indulged too much last night. Woke at 5 a.m. with a putin. Nasty. Thank god it's gone.

by squidwhispers March 20, 2022

putin on

Just "putin on" or" Put'n on"(as in putting on a show) is when a child cry's or perhaps a somewhat spoiled child cry's only to get his or her way from a parent, otherwise nothing really wrong and is mostly ignored by the parent, as oppose to a piercing cry that makes you drop everything you are doing.

She don't want nothing or ain't nothing wrong with her, she's just putin on whining.

by J-Lluv February 18, 2018

Putin

Sitting at the end of a very long table talking to someone sitting at the other end, usually with candelabra in the middle.

I saw you at a restaurant the other day doing a Putin.

by Finknottle's Newt March 16, 2022

Putin

The guy who rides on sharks

Oh damn its our lord putin

by Anamontronickiller October 30, 2020

putin

The often frequent flatulation produced by older dogs

Jesus Rusty you gotta stop putin. The house smells like eggs

by PseudoWhoDoh July 8, 2022

Putine

A mini prostitute
Comes from the Spanish words puta and prostituta combined together to make one word

"She is a putine!" (a mini putine)
"Yeah that girl, she is a mini pute)

by Vaginal genious March 29, 2015

ras-putin

n. dictatorial leader with a mysterious hold on the country who changes the constitution so he can continue in power for life.

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Looks like Russia has a nascent ras-putin on their hands.

Lots of them around.

by gnostic3 January 20, 2020