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Don’t Hide Under My Desk

A polite way of asking someone not to be a psychopathic creep.
Feel free to check out my Instagram. Just don’t hide under my desk.
by AndroidsOn August 4, 2025
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Desk Liquor

The secret stash of liquor, vodka, whiskey, etc., that is stored in one's desk to pull out and drink as needed for extremely stressful days at the office.
Today has been rough so I think I'm going to have a shot of my desk liquor to relax.
by The_Sunn May 19, 2017
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desk-flowers

Floral arrangements proudly displayed on workplace desks
and gushed over by all.
Her desk-flowers were an unexpected surprise and not only
brightened up her day, but the entire office as well.
by EASYFLOWERS May 16, 2016
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Deske

That one person/object you devote your entire existence to.
OBI4AM TE DESKE
by rejina February 4, 2021
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desk

something to have nongay sex with
Hey my Jewish friend want to have nongay sex on a desk
by Mr Lemonstine1 September 4, 2018
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Desking

The act of edging while sitting at your desk. This can be done by yourself, or with a partner as long as you don't lose your edging streak.
Kai: Yo bro, don't enter my room! I am desking to your videos rn.

Ray: Dawg what 💀
by airconditioner22 June 4, 2024
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top floor desk

i been tryin’ my best, i want top floor desk
by supermanomri July 23, 2024
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