Leaky Cucumber

The remains of a man's erection after ejaculation

After shooting his flesh rifle to stepsister themed internet pornography, Carlos powered down his Jackintosh and drifted off to sleep. With his Leaky Cucumber slowly wilting inside of his pajama pants.

by MinivanMafiaMan September 26, 2020

cucumber

Cucumber is a widely-cultivated creeping vine plant in the Cucurbitaceae family that bears usually cylindrical fruits, which are used as vegetables. Considered an annual plant, there are three main varieties of cucumber — slicing, pickling, and burpless/seedless — within which several cultivars have been created.

a cucumber is a good vegetable that is green

by Tika Wappa December 17, 2021

End up with Cucumber on my face

If your name is benjamin you may say this instead of egg.

When a colleague slaps your face with cucumber you can say it... Oh no i've end up with Cucumber on my face

by Cuntybollock February 22, 2024

cucumbers and ketchup sandwich

A motel treat! You ever stay somewhere that when you ask for the wifi password they give you a cigarette burn? You ever look upon the paint peeling ceiling has you hear the new hour renters banging the walls in and ask yourself - how did I end up here? That’s the time for a gourmet cucumbers and ketchup sandwich! It’s exactly what it sounds like. No more. No less. Is that mold on the bread? Who cares! They have cucumber and ketchup sandwiches!

“This motel is like the best motel that you can go to! It is literally the best place in the world. I even got a cucumbers and ketchup sandwich! I GOT A REAL CUCUMBERS AND KETCHUP SANDWICH! That's insane! And I used the bathroom! A REAL BATHROOM!“ -Poutine Man, Yelp, November 2020 Kenvin’s Motel St. Petersburg

by TheBeanJuicer November 1, 2023

Cucumber

The term cucumber was used against slaves. It originated from “cool as a cucumber” The slave owners would mock slaves by calling them cucumbers. Simply because slaves were seen as low humans.

“look at that dirty cucumber”

by Yaki Uzumaki June 9, 2020

Cucumber

When someone rejects good criticism and blames it on them being bullied or having self-diagnosed depression.

“I can’t take this; I’m already being bullied...” Sherry said. “Come on, don’t pull a Cucumber.”

by Duck_Yourself123 December 19, 2020

Cucumber

A bit of backstory.. In ancient times when dinosaurs flew into space, women got really fuckin' horny and would grow a secret relic known as 'a cuCUMber' back then they over pronounced the CUM part because that was the tailored devices purpose. Back when religion was big, pussies would stay as dry as the sahara desert and tight asf, so the cuCUMbers were small, but since slavery stopped sluts banged blacks and needed FUCKIN huge dildos and thats... how babies are made

Girl A: Fuck he's been out of town for weeks i need something to ease me
Billy mays: HI BILLY MAYS HERE WITH ANOTHER FANTASTIC PRODUCT THE cuCUMber! BUY IT SO YOU CAN GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!
Girl A:YAY now i can get out the kitchen!

by KekCovfefeSwegDab August 26, 2017