mel

the most perfect and amazing girl ever.

„that girl is my mel" IDK.

by inlovewithnel March 16, 2021

Mel

The best Jerry, the best!

You can fart on her in bed, (and although she’ll protest), she’ll love every second of you sharing.

You can enchant a Mel by serving them wine and yorkshire pudding.

Mel’s will do anything for love, but they won’t do that.

Pick up a Mel today for the low low price of your soul.

They are worth it <3

Enchant a Mel for a lifetime of happiness.

by EzW000 November 24, 2021

mels hole

A hole that has no bottom in the Pacific Northwest, also Mels girlfriend's bootyhole

Look at that never ending mels hole!

by WW 2 Veteran March 27, 2020

Mel

For some mel might be and amazing person but for me this is whoa mel is:

Mel (for most a nick name) is a pick me brat who seems super nice and fun at first but then she gets comfortable and shows her true colors. The Mel I know is a backstabber, try hard, stuck up pick me girl brat who thinks she is it. She will always be nice to get what she wants. She will always and i mean ALWAYS try to start drama just to be mean to you. I know Mel and she controls her friends and abuses them, then manipulates them.

Maybe its not the same for you but for me that's not even half of what a mel is

You: "I'm done arguing about this."
Mel: "So,I'm not."

by For_Me123 January 13, 2023

Mel Columcille Gerard Gibson Is Gossamer

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Mel Columcille Gerard Gibson Is Gossamer

by Abreathofaversaillian March 1, 2025

mel math

Somehow the person who isn't here for one of the bosses got a bigger split than the people who were here for the entire raid.

"3703.25 is Gary's split. 3703.13 is everyone's split."

"HuhhhH?? What the fuck is this Mel math?"

by Lmaokai1234 August 27, 2021

uncle mel

A creepy native american uncle that enjoys looking at his neice and her young friends while they are in their bikins.

That guy was staring at my ass. He's such an uncle mel.

by Asseater12 September 13, 2016