A small woman who is awsum wow and is a real treasure and privilege to have in your life- quite like a Nobel Prize. She fits into small places and loves to be polished. Only the luckiest of people get to have a Mel Bell Prize in their life.
by Icky Bicky Princess August 2, 2022
Get the Mel Bell Prizemug. 
by zero two's left boob February 6, 2022
Get the Mel GZTalemug. The best Jerry, the best!
You can fart on her in bed, (and although she’ll protest), she’ll love every second of you sharing.
You can enchant a Mel by serving them wine and yorkshire pudding.
Mel’s will do anything for love, but they won’t do that.
Pick up a Mel today for the low low price of your soul.
They are worth it <3
You can fart on her in bed, (and although she’ll protest), she’ll love every second of you sharing.
You can enchant a Mel by serving them wine and yorkshire pudding.
Mel’s will do anything for love, but they won’t do that.
Pick up a Mel today for the low low price of your soul.
They are worth it <3
by EzW000 November 24, 2021
Get the Melmug. by inlovewithnel March 16, 2021
Get the melmug.