appropriately touched

prelude to wanted/desired sex! -on the TV news there exists a notion of "inappropriate touch", -this largely translates to: 'GET LOST YA FUCKIN' CREEP'!!

the 'dream' of being 'greenlit' for sex, remains a 'magical moment' for a human of any point of departure!!

in the pick-up bar, janine was appropriately touched! she COULDN'T WAIT to 'GET OFF'!!

being appropriately touched, he fantasized over some 'space travel'!!

she touched him appropriately, he "shot off" accordingly!!

by michael foolsley August 4, 2011

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touchebag

a jerk with snarky responses

Hey bish, try not to be a touchebag every time I tell you something.

by OscarTheGrouch42 June 14, 2011

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twouchebag

a douchebag that is on twitter

I hate it when that twouchebag tweets.

by dnagyrase March 21, 2009

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touched by an angel

When you're black but one of your parents is white.

"Isn't Obama black?"
"No man, he was touched by an angel!"

by Thesoapfairy September 7, 2016

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Trouche

A variation of a douche in which only harsh, direct, truthful facts are stated that are blasted out of proportion for no apparent reason with the goal of ruining someone's day, and personal outlook. This is someone who thinks they are being a douche, but is just a full blown, direct, cynical piece of shit dick head.

Holy Hell, that kid is trying to be such a douche, but he is just being a no good, opportunist, cynical trouche with no apparent motive other than being a posing son of a bitch.

by Hossman Jenkins September 23, 2011

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