A man who owns a meme page on Instagram and has a decent following who also has a abnormally large penis
He also has a smokin hot girlfriend Hazel like damn
He also has a smokin hot girlfriend Hazel like damn
Person 1: “Omg who is that guy he’s so hot”
Person 2: “He’s such a Marcellus Thompson”
Person 1: “I know right”
Person 2: “He’s such a Marcellus Thompson”
Person 1: “I know right”
by NGMARSH November 22, 2021
The GOAT of high school football. Easily one of the best coaches out there. Need a guy who can win football games.... ask Mickey. Need a guy who loses his keys a lot... ask Mickey
by John Smith2212 January 22, 2019
"Oh man, I gotta go pinch a serious Thicky Thompson!"
The man's ass seemed to have expanded several inches after ejecting a massive Thicky Thompson.
The man's ass seemed to have expanded several inches after ejecting a massive Thicky Thompson.
by beejgreen March 18, 2009
A gray sweatshirt, coupled with a pair of gray sweatpants, worn in conjuntion with white tube socks, bunched up at the ankle, and some dirty tennis shoes. This gray sweatsuit is suitbable attire for any events, and is extremely comfortable. Great accessories for this "tux" include firy red hair and a standard issue Loras laptop case, stuffed to the brim with workout clothes and a hodge podge of papers.
"hey buddy, you rockin' the Thompson Tuxedo?"
"wait... what?"
"Yeah man, look, your wearing a gray sweatsuit"
" aw shit... yer right, ill go change"
"wait... what?"
"Yeah man, look, your wearing a gray sweatsuit"
" aw shit... yer right, ill go change"
by kjmc77 May 15, 2010
Xavier Thompson’s are pretty sick people but they’re scared of cricket balls when facing fast bowlers but there alright at cricket.
Teacher: Hey Xavier Thompson can you come and bat?
Xavier Thompson: No I’m to scared
Teacher: Bur you’re good
Xavier Thompson: Bats and scores 50
Xavier Thompson: No I’m to scared
Teacher: Bur you’re good
Xavier Thompson: Bats and scores 50
by Iekdjnxnsjjsndmmc May 28, 2021
The bloody smears left around a person's mouth after performing orals sex on a woman during her period. Named so, due to the bloody residue resembling the scum and water marks left on piers, boats and other structures after the tide has gone down.
Person 1: Oh shit, what happened to your face? You're bleeding!?
Person 2: What? Oh, no... my girlfriend is on her period and-
Person 1: She gave you the Thompson tide marks!? Disgusting! You can get HPV doing that.
Person 2: What? Oh, no... my girlfriend is on her period and-
Person 1: She gave you the Thompson tide marks!? Disgusting! You can get HPV doing that.
by Jim Cognito May 26, 2016