thick forehead

then the eyebrows on your forehead look like a swollen vaginal area that has not been shaved. it is a deformity that causes your head to look like a swollen grape fruit that has been ejaculated into. you often think of these people as mentally not stable.
the condition causes interruptions in the brain leading to acts of theft of motor cars as well as non stop online gaming.

look at that, he has a thick forehead

by Keith24 January 20, 2019

thick ham

A girls nice ass

That girl has somw thick ham

by 3loh55a May 8, 2017

thick chicken

A sexy chicken with a fat ass

"Damn, did you see that chicken back there? That was a thick chicken."

by Princess Breana May 2, 2018

Wheat Thicks

When you make an Oreo, but instead of a chocolate cookie and icing-substance, you instead use a pair of wheat thins and spray cheese.

This Terrifies the German.

"I'm making Wheat Thicks for my next D&D session, Do you think it's more 'murican to use American flavored spray cheese, or cheddar-flavored-but-contains-no-actual-cheddar?"

by Smallwise OGee January 25, 2022

Painfully Thick

So thick, it be causing PAIN from all the weight it put on the person.

She had said she was Painfully Thick, but what she had meant was, she had been on my 600lb Life Season 2!!!

by DNAGuy October 27, 2021

Morning thickness

Morning thickness: adverb; the state of feeling bloated (thick) before taking a morning dump.

I woke up feeling rather rotund. I had a feeling of morning thickness hoping soon my morning dump would alleviate the discomfort.

by Chett2tees October 21, 2017

Thick Shady

The fatter, homosexual version of Eminem's demented alter-ego Slim Shady.

"God, man, did you hear Thick Shady's debut album M3RK? That shit goes so hard!"

by iamthickshady May 28, 2022