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Petty Zoo

When two or more bitches attempt to match each other in childish behavior, substituting genuine and honest conversation with sneer comments and petty remarks.
Basically any episode of "Real Housewives" or anything on TLC is like the San Diego of Petty Zoos.
by TonyTheTampon July 15, 2017
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Zoo juice

Questionable stains, spots, or substances of an unknown origin found in your home that are blamed on your pets.
What’s that nasty shit on your pillowcase? Man, it’s probably zoo juice.
by FerReally January 16, 2020
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daniel's zoo

A slang term for a rotting, unsafe zoo run by an absolute dick.
"daniel's zoo is fucking awful"
by wheeeeeeeewheeeeeeee May 23, 2021
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zoo

A pejorative for furries. It comes from the word "zoophile" or "zoosadist"
Oh no, there is a zoo convention on my town and i need to move asap
by GasparThalasso September 24, 2025
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Zoo Wee Mama

When the police have you at gun point but shoot the black dude standing behind you
Me : *at gun point* look out a nigga's behind me
Police : *shoots the negro* Cheers my dude
Jerome : Zoo Wee Mama!
by Syanara October 26, 2019
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zoo wee mama

saying someone is hot or pointing something crazy out. from Diary Of a Wimpy Kid
zoo wee mama she’s pretty!
by salty pomegranate December 9, 2024
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Way Past Zoo

Referencing a big night of drinking with work colleagues and/or clients. Most often used in referencing professionals in the sales and/or finance industry. The term originates from a comment made by one colleague about another referencing the fact that her colleagues were animals, like animals in the zoo, however, to the benefit of all in society, zoo animals are kept in cages, whereas, her colleagues are free to roam the city, thus the night was "way past zoo."
Joe asked, Max how the meeting with the sales team from Topeka was. Max replied, "It was totally out of control, I think Bob got arrested, Tony definitely pushed the hotel piano into the pool, and I have no idea where Luis is . . . it was way past zoo. Way past zoo."
by Luis2018 October 2, 2018
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