by Absolutionist February 5, 2021

by AnnieBanannie May 18, 2014

The annoying people who wander around shops, dazed, stupid and going in no particular direction. Often found in groups of aisle salmon.
Shop Zombies are particularly prone to stepping out in front of you in a supermarket or standing in front of what you want to look at.
Shop Zombies are particularly prone to stepping out in front of you in a supermarket or standing in front of what you want to look at.
by Fussganger May 4, 2009

A zombie flaunt is where you take a zombie and pour cough syrup all over it, then you proceed to drape oversized pancakes over it. You can try to eat it, but it's not very edible.
by DatSikFB October 13, 2011

A female who is almost completely brain dead and is often used for they're body without caring or in most cases even realizing it. They are often spoiled, ditsy daddy's girls who are accustomed to not having to to think or avid party/club girls who have drank/done so many hard drugs that they have no personality or substance left.
Slam zombies are almost always physically attractive.
Slam zombies are almost always physically attractive.
Friend 1: "Dude, I banged Casey last night. It wasn't even hard. In fact, she I don't even think she remembers."
Friend 2: "You act like that's impressive. She's full on Slam Zombie."
Friend 2: "You act like that's impressive. She's full on Slam Zombie."
by hdag September 11, 2011

The hordes of midday shoppers at various stores like walmart who are wearing their pajamas and wondering around endlessly, seemingly doing nothing.
by The Dude Abides April 18, 2015

Easter Sunday. Christ came back from the dead on a Sunday. Zombies come back from the dead. Ergo, Zombie Sunday.
"Hey, what are you doing for Zombie Sunday?"
"My family is dragging me to church, but after that it's a six pack of Spaten and some George Romero movies."
"My family is dragging me to church, but after that it's a six pack of Spaten and some George Romero movies."
by nephlim January 11, 2009
