toilet abortion

The act of using a coat hanger to unclog the toilet after a particularly large deposit. The poor mans plunger

Im not ready for this yet we just moved in i havent had time to get a plunger yet
Hey bro toilet abortion, just between us aight.

by noodles the cat October 23, 2003

human toilet

Someone who cranes their head back like a baby, bird waiting to be fed, while one shits and pisses in their mouth.

I was at your moms house,and I used her like a human toilet

by Buddy Luv June 30, 2007

Sweaty Toilet

Butt sex in a sauna.

"Hey dude, I was at the aquatic center the other day and I gave this girl a sweaty toilet."

by The Sweaty Toilet King March 6, 2010

handcuffed to the toilet

The inability to start or finish an action or thought due to the extreme need to go to the bathroom.

Dave was handcuffed to the toilet while writing his English essay. He couldn't finish the sentence he was on until he went pee.

by Moellertechnique April 20, 2018

Toilet Shelf

That weird thing that you really don’t know the name of that basically acts as a toilet lid. That thing is used most as a shelf for random shit in your house. Ranging anywhere from tampons to sea glass and dried starfish! On top of that, it can even be used as an insanely overpowered killing machine if used with blunt force to the head, just like during a zombie apocalypse.

Hey did you set the salad on the toilet shelf? I swear Laura if you did again this time I’m going to kick your ass!

by Boy Scout Socks March 27, 2021

toilet hoagie

The direct transformation of a store purchased sandwich into a rounded, thick necked turd shaped like a hoagie.

How are as the sandwich I bought you from Subway, Brendan? Thanks Mary, It didn’t last long and created a wipe free toilet hoagie.

by Mcleodlaw December 15, 2018

Toilet Rice

Rice that has been used to dry out a cell phone that has been dropped in the toilet.

Hey man, this curry is go good! What kind of rice did you use?
I used the Basmati in the cupboard.
Dude, that's the rice I used to dry out my IPhone after i dropped it in the toilet last night! That's toilet rice!! I forget to throw it out!

by pdiddy19 August 22, 2016