You spread the cheese you faggot!
by Jem August 16, 2004
by bad bleeps September 23, 2020
When a man sits on a chair in a position -reminiscent of taking a dump- for the purposes of "showing off" their genitalia or otherwise be creepy and/or make people, specifically women, uncomfortable.
by factbased_definitions December 12, 2018
by iceman21 May 02, 2007
by Joaquin February 01, 2017
Spread eagle is when you lay down on your stomach and repeatedly open and close your legs until you ejaculate on the carpet
by Maxipad753 June 23, 2021
“Today I will be showing off my ghetto spread on how much money we spent last year on the east side of town compared to the west”
by JonnyNitro199 May 26, 2021