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shed syndrome

once a persons levels of energy become so low, that even the smallest effort becomes almost impossible, breathing no longer is a habit it becomes a chore.

even going inside to take a piss is an effort so you resort to pissing behind it, but even that is an effort so you ask to piss out of the window.
Ashley: close the door marcus

Marcus: i cannot be arsed because i have the worst case of shed syndrome.

when shed syndrome becomes that bad that you piss behind the shed
by gOD12345678901234 July 28, 2011
mugGet the shed syndromemug.

shedding beer tears

When you cry over everything after a few drinks.
When she saw Brian hooking up with her best friend, Simran started shedding beer tears of pity for her friend.
by Eklavya May 25, 2021
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Shed

When You try to kiss someone behind a shed at a baseball diamond and your friend spoils the surprise
Nate tried to shed Catie at bethesda
by Big Daddy 1234567890098765432 January 31, 2022
mugGet the Shedmug.

in the shed

when your friends dont see/ hear from you for months cus youre always with your boo

when all your time is spent with your boyfriend/girlfriend, often refers to people in a new relationship.
"dude when did I last see u? ur with ----? oh youve been in the shed i see u"
"---- can never come out with us anymore, shes hella in the shed with her new guy"
by parasyyke January 31, 2024
mugGet the in the shedmug.

shed

A man's large belly that protrudes outwards providing a 'shed' for his genitals.
*middle aged man with a large beer belly walks into the living room in his boxers having just got out of bed*

'Look at that belly, you're starting to get a shed there'

*affectionately rubs and pats the big belly that covers man's genitals*
by MCLCLCNCJCOC123 October 6, 2016
mugGet the shedmug.

Shed

Is when someone gives u a hickey
Aw last night my girl have me a shed. It's big and red.
by Battygal🍑🍑❤ April 4, 2017
mugGet the Shedmug.

Shedding

Shedding it’s when us girls shed our skin every month after our period.
“Shedding is so relieving”

“Ikr!! I think my shedding is late… it’s really pissing me off.”

“Really? You should try facial exfoliation, it helps!”

“Thanks! I’ll make sure to try that later.”
by cherorwtv December 14, 2022
mugGet the Sheddingmug.

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