when someone "did a panic", they ranted on about something while no one is there to listen to you.
or if you are ranting about something no one cares about, usually we (the watchers) are to lazy to intervein and then the person doing a panic is going to never stop until they realize themselves they are doing the panic
panic refers to some guy that i know that does this stuff often, and since his name is somewhat comical and fits perfectly, panic is also the thing you do when you realize you did a panic. so win win
or if you are ranting about something no one cares about, usually we (the watchers) are to lazy to intervein and then the person doing a panic is going to never stop until they realize themselves they are doing the panic
panic refers to some guy that i know that does this stuff often, and since his name is somewhat comical and fits perfectly, panic is also the thing you do when you realize you did a panic. so win win
that one guy: That moment after you did 20 pushups (deeper ones than normal because im doing it woth the arm rests from a chair instead of on the floor) 5 pull ups and a 1 minute plank within like 10 minutes
And then all of that for a few weeks in a row slowly increasing each week
And now also a 1 min plank
Its almost like post nut clarity
Man I'm getting a good physic
I'm so far the only brother of 3 that hasn't gotten a bad BMI yet.
My brothers are both underweight maybe even severely underweight
some other guy: you did a panic
that one guy: Gotta love ranting about how you did some menial task for a healthy lifestyle, i really did a panic
And then all of that for a few weeks in a row slowly increasing each week
And now also a 1 min plank
Its almost like post nut clarity
Man I'm getting a good physic
I'm so far the only brother of 3 that hasn't gotten a bad BMI yet.
My brothers are both underweight maybe even severely underweight
some other guy: you did a panic
that one guy: Gotta love ranting about how you did some menial task for a healthy lifestyle, i really did a panic
by morbinmogus February 2, 2023
Get the Did a Panicmug. A panic affap is the abrupt onset of intense horny or sexual arousal that reaches a peak within minutes and includes at least four of the following symptoms: Thick ass boner, the boner so thick that it could rupture any anal cavity. The intense need to masturbate. Trembling or shaking. Fantasizing about one or several girls you might know.
Guy1: bro, I had a panic affap
Guy2: shit man, how intense was it?
Guy1: I ripped my body pillow man
Guy2: God damn
Guy2: shit man, how intense was it?
Guy1: I ripped my body pillow man
Guy2: God damn
by producesincitybutter September 28, 2020
Get the panic affapmug. When a guy knows he has messed up so bad that his girlfriend might break up with him so he pops the question to hook her in deeper in hopes she won't leave him.
Girl, we all know that engagement is a panic proposal, they been together four years and he knows his side chick is pregnant.
That dick thought I didn't know about those other girls! Can you believe he tried a panic proposal when I told him we were done?!
That dick thought I didn't know about those other girls! Can you believe he tried a panic proposal when I told him we were done?!
by Scarpatchy May 2, 2019
Get the panic proposalmug. The mass amounts of anxiety one experiences after eating specifically, but not exclusive to, baked ziti.
Ben: Yo what’s wrong with Craig? He hasn’t left the couch.
Kev: I think he ate too much, he’s having ziti panic again.
Kev: I think he ate too much, he’s having ziti panic again.
by Lacedawg69 February 21, 2021
Get the Ziti Panicmug. The act of using the mouse scroll to quickly move away from an unexpectedly lewd image while browsing any online forum while at work or school.
by Scoobs McGee May 8, 2018
Get the panic scrollmug. The feeling of utter fear as you realize that toilet paper is non-existent in your dank stall. You may have to partake in an icky shuffle to clean yourself up.
Dude, I had total brown panic the other day at the concert. I thought I might have to use my hand...
by YouLooked December 2, 2014
Get the Brown Panicmug. The act of failing to urinate when stood at a urinal in a busy men's public toilet, despite really needing to. This is often followed by urinal miming
"I stood in the queue for 5 minutes, then got urinal panic when it was my turn to go. I just stood there pointing percy at the porcelain & nothing happened. In the end I had to do some urinal miming."
by John Superman December 6, 2013
Get the urinal panicmug.