Math

The leading cause of suicide among many individuals in the developing world.

I myself had spent countless of hours of the night thinking of times in life when the cosine rule or standard deviation will come in useful to me and do you know what it's fucking useless!

Maths is basically the bully victim and the person everyone hates in secondary school because they think they are so important

Maths - shut up English, your just about peoms and shite

English - at least I'm fucking useful and English speakers talk my language everything fucking day ya fuckin shite bag

by Forename Surname October 2, 2017

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Math

A subject used by teachers to torture their students mid day for no reason other than because its just fun for them to watch us struggle.

Guy: Dude I got so much math homework that I almost didn't have enough time to masturbate last night!
Mom: Why the fuck are you telling me this Jacob?

by xXx_PussySlayerCoolGuy69_xXx September 15, 2019

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Math

Math is despised by countless people around the world. No one knows the origins of math, but we believe that it was gifted to us by the devil. Side effects of math include frustration, pure rage, the flipping of desks, excessive crying, and complaints leading to the downfall of the careers of multiple math teachers. Nobody wins when it comes to math, not even that kid in your math problem who buys 85 more apples than his mom.

"There's nothing in this world that I hate more than you and math," said the student to the math teacher.

by JuicyJ69 February 12, 2019

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Math

A subject which includes but is not limited to:
Binomials
Polynomials
Trinomials
Parentheses
Exponents
Multiplying
Dividing
Adding
Subtracting
Distributive Property
Subtracting Decimals
Fractions.

Add that much work and you could get a whole bunch of stress at the end.

I hate math.

by Twight0931 March 11, 2017

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Math

We all know it, and we all hate it, it's Math...
You know how terrible math is if you've gone to school? It sucks hamwhites, but there are something good about math! You can find a list here #deleted-channel
Anyway, we'll see if math is any good (it isn't and never fucking will be) but we can improve math!!! In just a few steps, math is better
1. make it easy pls
2. my money is in crippling debt
3. the president will take over
4. i ain't good at math
7. can we use calculators often?
92. am i countin right?
2. guess so...

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"I just got done hiding a body"
"what."
"Oh wait! it's my math teache-"
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by meth bitch June 21, 2021

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