Lemon Cow

A rare species of cow which milk tastes sour. We call these cows Lemon Cows.

Guy 1: Wow this milk is really sour

Guy 2 : I think you are drinking spoiled milk
Guy 1: No this milk is from the rare and elusive Lemon Cow
Guy 2 : Right...

by IJWD February 10, 2020

Lemon Job

A girl puts a lemon on your dick and then proceeds to jack you off. Then, the girl takes the lemon off and sucks your dick. However, it sucks for the girl because your dick has become exceedingly sour, resulting in an unsatisfying experience for the girl.

I gave Derek a lemon job last night, and it was the worst experience of my life. It was so fucking sour.

by Jeffrey Canondorf February 27, 2011

Lemon ends

Small, extremely perky breasts that look like the ends of lemons after they have been cut off. Often they usually have larger nipples and are very attractive.

You should have seen Sally today! Her lemon ends were on high alert!

by Cassie9876 September 13, 2016

Lemon boy

A person that is very alone with little friends that don’t understand them that goes through things alone (sour) but if they ever found a person that close to them they make a soft spot that specific person or people they aren’t a sour anymore but can still be a lemon boy if they wanted too

A “lemon boy”: what am I to you

You: you are my lemon boy

by Sillyfoo:D March 20, 2021

Fucked a Lemon

A progression on the common phrase 'sucking a lemon' meaning to visually express irritation or disdain. To appear as though one has 'fucked a lemon' exaggerates this negative perception even further.

'Aditi's not happy, she's got a face like she's fucked a lemon'

by Robster88 August 26, 2020

Lemon Soda

A carbonated drink flavored with lemon.

"I require a Lemon Soda"

by NotAGoodPersontoSociety November 10, 2018

lemon goon

lemon goon is a delicious frozen, slushie like alcoholic beverage.

To make lemon goon, freeze lemon squash and freeze white wine. When both are frozen combine the two in a cup with two-thirds lemon squash to one-third white wine.

Tastes better than lemon squash, doesnt taste at all like wine, and gets u pazZzzzZzzzzzz

by zzzZzzZZzZzzzzZZzzzz King April 6, 2010