Lithuanian Laundry Mat

A laundry mat in which rather than using detergent to wash your clothes. The workers fill up the washing machines and then proceed to robustly shoot colossal sized loads of funky smelling nut onto the clothes and then turning on the washing machine. After it is done running, the clothes are lined up, and a group of Lithuanians proceed to repeatedly queef flamboyantly all over the clothes to dry them off.

"My clothes were really in need of washing, so I took them to the Lithuanian Laundry Mat"

by JamesNewton February 4, 2025

washing the families dirty laundry without asking first

My family and sorority

Those bitches are washing the families dirty laundry without asking first

by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024

smart laundry

smart laundry \ COMPOUND NOUN (ˈsmärt ˈlȯn-drē): laundry machines with a high degree of intelligence, leveraging IoT, machine learning, digital interfaces, and other patented tech : AWESOME. //

“I’m so glad we use SMART LAUNDRY so I don’t have to pay with quarters, use the crappy card machine, wait 3 months for a dryer to get repaired, not know when machines are available, or lose my clothes to some laundry thief.”

by smartlaundryfan June 8, 2021

laundry degenerate

Used to describe a clean ass germaphobe who's a fucking degenerate.

Boy no.1: Hey Dude, Clean that fuckin desk I don't need no disease.
Boy no.2: Shut the fuck up, Laundry Degenerate.

by Vexiies November 26, 2020

laundry turd

A pile of laundry that just sits in the middle of your room - no one wants to claim it, but yet there it is

Ok, who left this laundry turd in the middle of the floor?

by McKena10 April 25, 2017

Laundry Craft

The best laundry solution available in the city.
Picks and delivers the clothes on time, knows that life is short and
doesn't want you to waste it on washing clothes.
Shoes, boots, jackets, t-shirts, denims, kurtis and lehangas, covers
them all.

"Everyone is busy getting their clothes done from
Laundry Craft, that I hope I too join the list soon"

by Laundry Craft February 3, 2022

Laundry Basket

call your friend this when a substitute teacher asks their name. trust me.

his name is laundry basket but likes being called LB

by Dusty_Bath June 5, 2021