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lachlan johnson

you gotta invite lachlan johnson to the party
by dragonslayer101XD October 18, 2018
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Ben Johnson

Steroids, specifically winstrol
He swole AF, he's on the Ben Johnson
He was small until he found Ben Johnson
by Darren The Great June 1, 2022
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Gibby Johnson

When one has sexual intercourse with there partner on their parents bed and receives STDs in the process…or three.
Yo, you hear about my nigga Jerod, he pulled a Gibby Johnson.
by mikevickfan1 December 13, 2021
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brett johnson

person with a very large penis
by killa turkey145 May 19, 2016
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Johnson Beard

Pubic hair that has grown longer than one's right thumb.
Dude, my Johnson beard looks like the Amazon jungle during the summer
by Mr. handfart January 10, 2011
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Chocolate Johnson

When you stick your finger in someone’s ass and then put it in their mouth without warning.
“I got with this chick last weekend and gave her the old Chocolate Johnson.”
by Mrs. Stinky Flaps October 31, 2020
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