JJ smurf

One of the most beautiful people in the world. JJ smurf is one of the best people you’ll ever meet. If you know JJ then you are truly lucky, do not let JJ go.

“hey do you know jj smurf”
“yes”
“omg ur so lucky”

by a badass bitch xx October 31, 2021

JJ Farms

The number one cannabis farm in the world.

A beacon of Science, Truth, and Sustainability.

Putting out nothing but fire.

Customer: Do you guys carry the strain “Island Boi”?
Bud tender: Fuck yea fam, JJ Farms only puts out fire.

The Southern Oregon fire department donated to their business this year because of all the fire they put out.

by Nadine Southerland November 23, 2021

JJ

As camp as Louie Spence, a 55 year old needy toddler, likely to drive a black taxi, and dress like a teenager. The very definition of a chav, who holidays in caravan parks and has likely “done a bit of bird” riddled with ADHD and absolutely cannot read a room.

I can’t deal with this needy imbecile any longer, he’s a right JJ

by Blobbington bear August 22, 2025

JJ

Abbr. for Just Jizzing in the sense of casual ejaculation.

Bro: Hey Man whatcha doin?
Me: JJ

by Pformayor April 9, 2025

JJ Lewis

He lives in fox gken drive of Ann arbor, MI. Usually tries to kiss you for half an hour...
but he fails.
He looks like Jesus.

i.e. aim: Yo 'dawg I almost got killed by a JJ Lewis!
aim: kissed* Same thing.

by 468764314 April 29, 2009

JJ

The best person to ever exist. They are hot funny and genuinely a nice person to be around; all though they have a dark side and they can be violent but they don’t mean it and they will do everything in they’re power to help people . They are most likely a mafia boss or apart of a very dangerous gang started when they were just a kid.

Person1: JJ is they best

Person2: heck yeah they are

Person1: I heard they’re in the mafia

Person2: not surprised love them though

by Pseudonym;)556 November 21, 2021

JJ

a gay ass homo that really needs friends always wears a hat and hoodie, needs cologne (he thinks) inside hes nice but is too shy to show it dates fags that names begins with S . dosen't like genaric peope and needs mental help (alot)

jj is weird know you know that jj

by give me a fu**ing name May 1, 2019